Paul Collingwood has been picked as the English Twenty20 captain.
It was the choice you make when all other choices seem hard.
Strauss and the ECB didn’t seem keen on the shortest of short formats.
KP simply refused to be considered, which on his Bangalore form was the best thing that has ever happened to English cricket.
Rob Key would have required some sort of courage, but since he was named in the squad anyway, surely the decision was made easier.
Dimi Mascarenhas would have been another gutsy choice, he made the squad as well, and not even his accent could get him over the line.
Graham Napier was over looked, and he has his own website.
The rest of the squad looks like this.
England Twenty20 squad: Paul Collingwood (captain), James Anderson, Ravi Bopara, Stuart Broad, Andrew Flintoff, James Foster, Robert Key, Dimitri Mascarenhas, Eoin Morgan, Graham Napier, Kevin Pietersen, Owais Shah, Ryan Sidebottom, Graeme Swann, Luke Wright.
Weird decisions are raft in this line up.
Prior and Davies miss out for Foster, who is a great keeper, but has been picked from no where. Davies opened in 2020 against the Windies, and now can’t make the top 15 No idea where Prior is.
Eoin Morgan? Average of 23 and strike rate of 130…
Did they have to dig up Ryan Sidebottom?
Graham Napier made it, as a bowler I guess.
This is a completely different looking line up than their last 2020 International, Batty, Strauss, Khan, and Davies were all in that side, but none are in the top 15.
But the weirdest decision of all is to name Collingwood as captain when only months ago he said he didn’t want the job.
Especially when there are two county captains who want the job in the squad…
Its format it does give you an amazing amount of close finishes.
And when a cricket match is close, no matter what it is, who it is, how it is, you get sucked in.
With the new ball to come for South Africa, and Haddin and North set, I should have been watching that test.
But while I only went to the India New Zealand game to get a score, the game situation sucked me in.
Next thing you know I am screaming at the TV, getting emotionally involved, and taking the game seriously.
Irfan’s inswinging demon of a yorker was cheere, his waist high full toss laughed at.
Brooms cut shot brought out some sort of unintelligble grunting noise.
And when Prince Brendon spliced that ball inches over Rohit Sharma’s ill judged drive I was standing in my lunge screaming.
Sure I wasn’t as emotionally involved they way i was as the Powell and Edwards held on, but I was yellings, screaming, and cursing at a game I only saw 5 overs of.
2020 cricket can be like watching a crap action film, the dialogue and plot may be horrible, but if it climaxes in the right way, you can still enjoy it.
Welcome to the QBQ people, a QBQ is a quip by quip commentary of the game. Score, overs, and etc, are not so important, zippy one liners are (actually in 2020 cricket, i do update OBO, but i am attached to the QBQ acronym). Refresh your screen whenever you feel the need, or wait for the screen to do so for you. True story. If you have something to say, comment up biach.
Wasn’t a bad match, but nothing that special.
And I’m out.
Thanks for sticking with me.
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Man of the match is Mark Nicholas for me, if not Nathan Bracken.
Great effort by the Kiwis, i didn’t think they could lose from there, but they proved me wrong.
Elliott has to be fucktard of the game.
23 off 30, he is the reason they lost, he put extra pressure on McCullum, didn’t rotate the strike, and is South African.
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14 off 6, Bracken is on, and is still commentating better than CH9.
Elliot runs down and tries to run down and slog the first one, misses it by a yard or so, nd Franklin decides to run, and runs himself, idiotic cricket by the Kiwis all round, Australia looked very calm in comparison.
Princess Nathan to come in, Bracken has no idea how he bats, bowls a shocking slower ball down the leg side, but Princess gets a pad on it for a leg bye.
13 off 4.
Elliott tries to hit this one over square leg, misses it, surely has to play straight. Leg Bye.
I cannot believe New Zealand has worked themselves into a loss here, and there are going to be a lot of unhappy people betting online.
Huge swipe from the Princess, misses again, Bracken is bowling brilliantly.
The Princess gets him away for four, but the game is over.
8 off the last ball.
Princess Nathan tries to hit an eight off the last ball, but the umpires only give it as 6.
3/149 20 overs
20 off 12.
Hilfy on.
This could be interesting.
And it is.
Adam Voges does what everyone has been waiting for a fielder to do. He takes a catch on the rope, he throws it up in the air, trips on the rope, and then runs back in to complete the catch. Had it been without the trip, it would have looked supercool, and you would have thought, how easy was that. But he gave it drama, get ready for a few replays of that in the cricket world.
Prince Brendon is out, and Hilfy is taking normal breathes again.
Franklin is in, Hilfy bounces him, and gives him away a wide. Clever.
Kiwis need a boundary. Hilfy gives Elliott a full toss, and he takes a single from it.
Two from Franklin sliced over cover, boundary or wicket would be handy, and instead Hilfy dot balls it as Franklin eye gloary in the stand.
4/137 19 overs
Bracken back, 25 off 18.
He has already put the brakes on.
Elliott has missed more than he has hit.
Great over, Bracken has been unhittable so far.
3/131 18 overs
Hopes back on, starts with a full toss, which Elliott laps, regular shots are like rocket surgery to him, but the fancy ones are working.
Huge six off hopes, Prince Brendon leans back and outs on into the sitescreen.
This is the over, a shit ball by Hopes, who is falling apart here, its full and outside leg, and Prince brendon helps it on its way.
Another one, more scoop than lap, that was a better ball from hopes, but McCullum is awake now.
20 off that one, they would have to win now.
3/126 17 overs
Hussey beats Prince brendon in flight, but HUssey drops the catch, should have taken it, and that may be the match.
Elliot finally hits a ball, a reverse sweep, which goes for 3 and then an over throw makes it a 4.
Kiwis really attack this over, but don’t get as much as they want from it.
Hussey finishes a great spell.
3/106 16 overs
57 off 36. Nicholas has Australia in front, someone less Australian than him might say its pretty level.
Hilfy is on. Fuck.
And beats the bat twice, Elliott has looked terrible so far. 7 off 15.
So he tries a fucktard slog, and misses it.
He is batting so bad Nicholas has pulled out the bat on ball cliche.
After 4 balls he gets a single. Good batting.
Hilfy is bowling a great over, trying to make up for his earlier efforts.
Elliott ends it with a shocking attempt at a slog, run yourself out son.
3/96 15 overs
Hussey wll get slogged or take a wicket this over.
Probably.
Grant Elliott can’t get near him.
Prince Brendon plays a reverse sweep, and the ball spins past Voges to the fence.
Good over, and if not for the Voges mistake could have been a great one, although no slogging or wickets, pussies.
3/94 14 overs
Hopes is still on, no spin, dickheads.
Decent over, but, spin?
3/87 13 overs
Kiwis should still have this, especially with Prince brendon in.
David Hussey spinds one sideways, and new captain, Haddin, is so excited he lets it go.
Haddin is bowling cluster bombs, Haddin has to get Voges on at the other end.
Although at the moment he is having trouble taking the ball.
Would have been a great over if Haddin could keep, they are already blaming his captaining, big surprise.
3/80 12 overs
Prince Brendon has started to slog, three big hits for 7 runs at the start of the over.
More swing than hit.
Broom decided to keep it going, but hit it straight up, maybe as high as White’s from before, but he finds Callum who takes one after a 30 second wait for its descent.
Elliott comes in.
3/74 11 overs
David Hussey on, Australia has four part time spinners in this side.
He does get one to spin and keep low.
This is the time that Australia were really reinged in, and looking at Prince Brendon’s 22 off 25, it shows the pitch is a bit tough to get timing on.
Broom is out stripping him, but take away his magical edges and they are about the same.
2/66 10 overs
Jimmy Hopes is on.
Broom gets his 3rd boundary from an edge, Nicholas reisists the urge to say “doesn’t matter how you get them”.
Apparently rain is on the way.
Tight over from Hopes.
2/61 9 overs
Hilfy starts with another half tracker, Hussey saves it on the rope, you get the feeling that you could score off him sometimes.
Broom Brrom, he is warming up, just slaps Hilfy through mid off.
Mark Taylor is captainging a charity side for the Bushfires appeal, good choice of captain.
Hilfy seeing if he can give the game to the kiwis in 4 overs.
2/55 8 overs
Siddle is bowling out. He does look lively tonight.
Another Underbelly plug, and JB even talks about water cooler chat, showing that the last time he was in an office was 97.
Perhaps Ch9 should do a cross over, and have a show called the farmer gets a gangsta whore. How cool would that be, darl don’t fucken shit me, that fucken mole talked down to me, got any coke, oh just fuck me you big loveable lug, you fucked that sheep again does our relationship mean nothing to you, etc..
Siddle finishes up a very tidy over, good spell by him.
2/46 7 overs
Hifenhaus on.
Fuck.
Fucken hell.
Fuck me.
Prince Brendon hits a ball flatter than Hedwig and the angry inch and it goes for six, over COVER. Amazing hit.
Broom comes down the wicket for a swipe and gets an edge a bees dick over Haddin.
Follows up with a steer to the third man fence.
Hilfy puts the kiwis back in the game.
2/43 6 overs
Siddle still on.
By the way, James Franklin, 1 over for 6 runs, did Dan forget about him? Or was he injured and CH9 never notice.
Broom gets an edge over slips to the fence.
Siddle drops short and Broom Broom, let’s go back to my room (yeah), slaps it to the fence.
Next ball Siddle almost goes through him.
2/27 5 overs
Prince Brendon gives it a bit of yeah no action, he follows this up with a leave, he is rattled.
Fuck Warner looks well balanced in the field, and like a huge bogan.
Bracken has the ball on a string, him and Vettori may be boring as fuck, but they understand the white ball.
2/16 4 overs
“Princess Nathan has washed out his highlights.” Leg Break informs us.
Fulton wastes 8 balls of the innings before hitting one straight up in the air. Siddle desperatley wants teh caught and bowled, but Haddin gets his hands in front of the stumps to complete the catch.
Broom in. I will not make any cleaning jokes.But if he hits a big shot I have special one liner just for him.
The CH9 boys just realised PB is still out there, I think they thought Australia had already won.
Siddle finishes the over with another ball of pure unhittableness.
2/15 3overs
Bracken on, and Fulton to face.
Fulton is playing for time.
A MAIDEN.
Surely Ross Taylor with no legs could have done better than this.
1/11 2 overs
Siddle to start to Prince Brendon, and the first ball is a fucking ball tearing, rips off the seam and PB misses it by a distance.
Guptil opening up as well.
Siddle gets it wrong early on, four leg byes.
Siddle fixes it next ball, strikes Guptil plumb in front, and he looks furious, at himself. Was given out by Pistol, which has a nice symttery.
PB gets one full and cracks it through cover.
1/11 1 over
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“What is this “Farmer wants a wife” show thingy. They are plugging it mercilessly in this series. Is it that bad that they want the Aussie cheerleaders, oops commentators to keep on harping about how good it is!!” Dhananjay Mhatre thinks my explanation wasn’t good enough, “The farmer wants a wife, great new show from channel 9, it’s about lesbian farmers who want to fuck sheep with strap ons. Must see viewing.” It could also be a reality show where women are offered to farmers who can’t get laid in real life.
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There is still time, some mates of mine made this a couple of years back.
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“have you seen ian ob’s mean ‘bowling face’ as he runs in? that’s what I look like when I blog.” Richard says. I have the look of a constipated child who hasn’t shit for 5 days, but is spending hours on the toilet.
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The pitch is not easy to time the ball on, and the Kiwis bowled well, but 150 is still 15 or so short.
While the change of innings is going on, look at this.
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Touhtee back on, and bowls a head high toss, and gets run out. I can’t explain that.Well Hopes ran even though Prince Brendon had the ball, and Moises didn’t, because he almost lost his head, and because PD had the ball.
Leg bye to Hopes.
Little edge to Siddle.
Big midwicket slog from Hopes for two.
Slaps one to cover, two again.
One more slog more Hopes, and yet again it’s two.
And last ball Touthee gives him full toss, and Hopes finally gets one
6/150 20 overs
12 balls to come, IOB on.
Single off the first to Hopes.
White tries to hit the next to the moon, misses it
Next one he tries to do the same, and hits it to the moon, but it goes to third man for 2. Can’t believe no one could catch a ball that high.
White hits the next one to the moon, again, but it bounces it off the moon and finds Vettori on the boundary.
Hopes slices one to third man.
Moises Henriques is there, and Portugal gets a single.
6/137 19 overs
Vettori back.
Hussey out, 41 off 39, he kept Australia together, but couldn’t kick on, so probably good a hitter will come out now.
Vettori owning Australia again.
5/132 18 overs
Butler back on.
Time for blatant slogging.
The farmer wants a wife, great new show from channel 9, it’s about lesbian farmers who want to fuck sheep with strap ons. Must see viewing.
White puts a full toss into the crowd, Slater can put that down as one of his.
4/126 17 overs
Princess Nathan pulls out on one from Hussey, next ball Hussey slaps him over cover.
“Former coach’s idiot brother called Butler a pea-heart once. Well he’s reinvented himself from a broken back. I’d have thought that was both smart and brave.” Ian Butler’s brother Leg Break.
4/114 16 overs
As kiwi as Grant Elliott is on.
Hussey hits an aggressive shot, but Princess Nathan is there, only a 2.
Next ball he gets a full toss on his legs and puts it in the stands, first six of the innings, and it went along way.
Voges tries to sweep an Elliott slower one, misses it, given out, and Elliott looks madder than Stuart MacGill after a wicket.
White comes in, often when the top order can’t score quickly White comes in and smashes it, well he sure as fuck needs to do it here.
4/105 15 overs
Australia need to get their pants off here.
Princess Nathan McCullum is on.
He spins his first one.Second one is a yorker, can’t argue with that.
Top first over, although he has no noticeable tattoos.
3/94 14 overs
IOB back on, Australia feel confident.
Starts with two pretty good yorkers though, can’t argue with that.
Hussey is starting to become his brother, get me a gun.
IOB is living in the blockhole this over.
Then Voges comes down to make the ball into a full toss and slaps it to midwicket.
Still a good over from IOB.
3/89 13 overs
JB informs us the turbo overs are here, is that the new phrase?
10 points Quiney is on the bench, and looks like this is the first game of cricket he has ever seen.
Vettori controlling Australia with the ball.
3/82 12 overs
“why does everyone want to wear grey all of a sudden?” says Richard Because it’s hot.
Butler has bowled very good, and Kiwis on top right now, and then Butler bowls a half volley on leg stump which Voges smacks.
There seems to be one emtpy stand, whats that about?
Better over from Australia, this is now a partnership, but Kiwis still in front.
Hussey 14 off 2o, whenever youre ready.
3/76 11 overs
Exciting over.
3/67 10 overs
Haddin was interviewed, and mentioned how he almost got hit in the balls, he loves mentioning his balls, or other peoples to the media.
About the only highlight of the over.
Butler bowled well, pitch seems hard to get timing on now, might have been a new ball pitch.
Or Hussey is batting like a bitch.
3/62 9 overs
Dan is on, and Hussey looks better already.
Aussies need a partnership.
Fulton’s shirt does not have his name on it as he was a late replacement, I am amazed they found one that fit him.
Tight nagging normal stuff from Dan.
3/58 8 overs
Ian Butler is on, remember him, no, either does his mother.
Kiwis have done well to keep these two down, Hussey has been beaten a couple of times.
Callum plays a shocker, it was a runaway car hitting a family of 7. ball was a yorker, and Callum was playing a slog to square leg, rarely do they work on yorkers.
Voges is on.
3/52 7 overs
Touthee still on, and now he is bowling well, beats Hussey with a beauty. Has a shout for LB, no one else does, looked outside off.
Callum plays a exceptional drive/wipe through point.
2/47 6 overs
Fuck me IOB, you is bowling bollocks, half tracker, it’s as if he wants Warner to stick around.
IOB bowls full and wide, and Warner smacks it, but straight to Dan, who is miked up, and Channel 9 get nothing out of him, but you do hear one of the players come in and say fuck, always a highlight.
Future PM comes in, surprised he didn’t come in at 3.
2/41 5 overs
Touthee stays on, and puts a half volley up second nut and Warner smashes it past mid off.
Franklin has bowled the only good over, and isn’t on.
Haddin gets a full toss, he tries to hit it to straight and gets it back to Touhee, who parries it straight up in the air, and then finishes the catch. Haddin almost breaks his neck looking to Pistol at square leg, but defnitely below waist high, Pistol gets the call right.
Ferguson in, not naked.
5 off it.
1/34 4 overs
IOB comes into the attack, trying to keep the aussies on edge with an early change, first ball is anal fodder and Warner pulls it over backward square to the fence.
IOB follows up with another short one, and Warner crunches it to point, but Broom pulls of a great save.
Haddin gets a full toss first ball, IOB find a hole, smacks it down the ground for four.
Now warner gets a half volley, fuck me IOB, hit a length.
Lazy 15 off it, and if Warner could pick the gap on the off it could have been worse.
Two fours from Warner, both proper shots.
0/29 3 overs
The Toothee one to open up at the other end, and he gets slapped over cover first ball.
Haddin looks like he would love to feast on Touhtee permanently.
Warner puts in his first close your eyes and hope i slog it, he doesn’t.
0/14 2 overs
Haddin and Warner opening up.
Franklin taking the new ball.
Haddin already down the pitch.
Australia get 6 off the first over, no big shots, just nudging and good running.
0/6 1 over
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I’m awake, which is an achievement.
Australia is batting, but 10 points Quiney is not playing, bastards.
Australia: Brad Haddin (capt/wk), David Warner, David Hussey, Callum Ferguson, Moises Henriques, Adam Voges, James Hopes, Cameron White, Nathan Bracken, Ben Hilfenhaus, Peter Siddle.
On the plus side neither is that diamond mine guy for the kiwis, and even better Princess Nathan is playing.
New Zealand: Brendon McCullum (wk), Martin Guptill, Peter Fulton, Neil Broom, Grant Elliott, James Franklin, Nathan McCullum, Ian Butler, Daniel Vettori (capt), Tim Southee, Iain O’Brien.
Teams stolen from cricinfo, so if they have gotten them wrong, as usual, blame them.
Victoria’s chance at international glory has been shot down, so to speak.
The first ever champions league 2020 thing, probably the most interesting part of the IPL experience, has been culled.
No Dirty Dirk tearing down the house.
No Mike Hussey Vs the state that reared him.
No David Hussey Vs the stat that rearended him.
No Bollywood celebrities.
And no Lalit Modi walking around looking smug.
Shame.
I was really looking forward to it before the whole machine gun murder thing.
Even if I accidentally booked my paris holiday for the same time.
But the BCCi & CA couldn’t slip it in.
Yet again test cricket holds sway over 2020.
2020 may be a pretty young thing, but test cricket is still the biggest swinging dick in town.
None of this will make Victoria happy, they have won 3 2020 titles on the trot, doing a 4th, even if they are the number one ranked domestic 2020 side in the world.
This will make Middlesex even sadder, because it’ll be the coldest day in hell before that mob ever win another 2020 competition.
Last night I did a little QBQ (OBO) type thing on the first Stanford game.
Twas my first experience of the Texas Real Estate Baron.
Last night I did a little QBQ (OBO) type thing on the first Stanford game.
Twas my first experience of the Texas Real Estate Baron.
The first thing you noticed is the sky commentators were the team.
And they were in A grade ass licking form.
Bumble loved the gym, and Nasser loved absolutely every part of the ground, atmosphere and tournament.
While they were fighting for the crown of chief ass licker, Mike Haysman was talking to the players on the field.
They couldn’t hear him over the music, so that was handy, for them.
Then he spoke to some players off the field and crowd members, and one thing hit me, the chick who does the same job in the ICL is really hot, so it doesn’t matter if the interview is interesting.
Stanford acts like a politician, I may have given myself a poetic licencse when I said he kissed a baby, he actually picked up a 6 year old, held her in front of his face like an uncomfortable uncle and then put her on the ground and told her how pretty she was.
It was horrible.
He also went around shaking hands.
It was just wrong, he isn’t that sort of guy.
The black bats were something, something shit, they are just painted in black paint and then have the stickers put on.
So they aren’t all black, and once the white ball hits them it looks shoddy as shit.
The crowd, while the Indians go over the top. And that is annoying in itself, the West Indians are too cool to show any emotion at all.
The umpiring system is flawed.
The 3rd umpire can change a decision at any time, except that there is no time, so mistakes are going to happen more often, with the 3 appeals system, you have more chances to get the right decision.
Benn had an LB that could have been out (it wasn’t but lets pretend it was), and the appeal was turned down, if it was actually out Benn can’t appeal to the third, and since there is about 20 seconds between balls Rudi wouldn’t have had time to actually review it before the next ball.
How is that fair to the bowlers?
And even in 2020, the batsmen get off the field very quickly after their wickets, so Rudi may not get time to review their case either.
It’s an illusion of fairness.
Plus the umpires look like old porn stars.
The pitch, at this stage, doesn’t look conducive to big scores.
The uniforms, are amazingly plain, and I don’t mind that, but they do look a little odd around the ankles.
Over all the Stanford didn’t jump out at me like the IPL did.
But it does have its advantages, no one said DLF maximum, no bollywood stars bogarting cricketers fame, and the cricket was more important than the show.
But the last point is the problem, in 2020 the show is the main thing, and it was light on the show, and without the show, all you have is the cricket, and 2020 cricket is Meh most of the time.
If they want to fuck over the owners of the ICL, go ahead, they can firebomb their houses for all I care.
I don’t give a shit what millionaires do to each other.
I care about cricket.
Obscure Japanese film directors.
And Natalie Portman.
Cricket needs Bangladesh.
Very few countries embrace cricket as fundamentally as Bangladesh.
Sure they are poor, and a little unstable, but so were Sri Lanka, and they gave us Aravinda and Kumar.
The big worry with the ICL and the 2020 revolution was that the little countries, where the players don’t already make millions, would lose their players.
New Zealand have already lost their best match winner, and few more than handy players.
Now Bangladesh are losing 6 players, at least.
The BCCi bullshit player bans aren’t working.
Australia is using the ICL as a superannuation centre.
England are using it as a way to boost their salary in the off season.
And journeymen cricketers from all over the globe are flocking there.
Why wouldn’t they.
It’s easy money, they ply their trade, and they probably get laid when they are over there.
These are all good things.
Taking six cricketers out of the Bangladesh national set up right now is the end of Bangladesh.
If these players go, and the ICC & BCCi cannot change their minds, that is it, you might as well kick Bangladesh out as well.
The banning of ICL cricketers reminds of the way a lot of countries deal with drugs.
There are two major parties in drugs.
The growers and importers on one side and the dealers and users on the other.
The Users will always want the product if it gives them what they want, the Dealers will always sell it because they make easy money from it.
They are the soft criminals, the hard criminals are the growers and the importers, that is where the real money and power is, that is where the root of the problem is.
But you can’t catch the importers, and you can’t touch the growers, so you go after the dealers.
It doesn’t make a lot of sense, because as long as there are users, there will always be dealers.
And the BCCi can’t stop the addiction, especially when they have helped cultivate it.
Allen Stanford probably has enough flunkies around him to field 3 NFL teams.
Yes men I’d say.
You know the type, for all I know, you are the type.
While I would never work for Allen Stanford, I will criticise him for free, as that is the sort of man I am.
Mine is constructive though.
He has a 20 million dollar game, and I have gone through all the sides in world cricket to see who should really be offered this game.
Sure he is a rich gun toting Texan, but he is crickets rich gun toting Texan, and thusly needs my help.
Jrod’s stock market advice for Allen Stanford
Australia
Blue Chip Lee – Everyone likes see to see a real fast bowler Symonds – Crickets knock out artist Clarke – few are prettier to watch in full flight
Growth Watson – sure he looks like terry test match, but he can score quick Johnson – with a white ball he can make anyone look silly
Speculative James Hopes – When he invents a new shot you will wish you had your money with him David Hussey – Looks like an accountant, bats like a drunken sailor Shaun Tait – line and length are speculative when he bowls
Junk Ponting – may never play 2020, unless offered a million or two
They still have more attacking players than most, but the most boring thing about them is that you know they will win.
Value for money – 8.7 million.
Tip – Sell, ass might fall out soon
Bangladesh
Blue Chip Jamie Siddons – Old videos
Growth Ashraful – the man who would be king, but instead is the joker
Speculative Whole team – all of them
Junk Whole team – yup all of them
The chances of them lasting the full 20 overs are slim.
Value for money – 2 melted mars bars and a signed NBA card of Tre Rollins.
Tip – Buy, may pay off for your grand kids
England
Blue chip KP – The old KP was anyway.
Growth Anderson – on his day he can be damn exciting to watch, shame its every 4th tuesday Shah – Wants to be king, yet to be prince, but can be exciting to watch
Speculative Bopara – dude made a double tonne in county cricket, respect Wright – Shane Watson is his hero, respect, uhum Mascarenhas – Set New Zealand alight,
Junk Bell- remember when watching him was fun
Stanford must have just come back from Columbia when he made this decision. He should have spent the 20 million on cocaine and small Columbian boys, as it would have represented more value.
Value for money – 3.7 million
Tip – watch, actually get someone else to watch, may bore you
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