This post is to celebrate the six year birthday of this site.
When I was six days old, or 13 days old (depending on which version of the story I was told), I was taken to my first cricket ground.
Seth Raistrick Reserve. Off Sydney Rd. Campbellfield. Victoria. Australia.
The Campbellfield Cricket Club.
The ground had no sightscreens, seemed far bigger than necessary and a concrete pitch with matting on it. It had short straight boundaries, and mid wickets for right handers that seemed infinite. The fence had no real purpose other than showing you were the boundary was. Or, if you were young enough, you could sit on the middle bar, and put your chin on the top bar as you watched the game. Out towards the virtually unused tennis courts was a bullants nest. And on the boundary the furthest from Sydney Rd was play equipment that was broken almost all the time.
It was always really hot there. The grass next to the fence was always yellow. On the ground itself it was always as green as in any Hollywood film. The clubhouse was a sweaty concrete box with no windows just the odd brick whole for air. The whole place was filled of smells of piss and piss (beer). Every part of it was covered with old bits of kit. It was like a Airplane graveyard, except it was full of half broken pads, random buckles and finger guards from cricket gloves.
The reason I was there was there at that age was because my dad was opening the bowling that day. Having a new born son didn’t mean a week off. It was cricket. Nothing got in cricket’s way.
I don’t have many memories of my father playing, a lack of knee cartilage meant that by the time I was old enough to see what he was doing out there, he wasn’t doing it anymore. He did make a comeback. But barely being able to walk for three days after 15 over spells he used to do for a warm up meant he didn’t last long. We did play a couple of games together when he was older, but never at our ground.
At his best, he was a steaming fast bowler with a kick ass outswinger. Later in his career he was that old guy who would bowl medium pace outswingers for days on end. According to him, and most guys who played against him, his spells went well into the second half of the innings before he had a break. Always on a length you couldn’t quite drive, always just in that channel. When he took hauls they were the kind you always dreamed of. Seven wickets, eight wickets or even one nine wicket haul. There was even once a hat trick. It started in a semi final, and ended in a grand final. It’s not technically a hattrick in two games, but he has the trophy, and doesn’t like people mentioning the legalities of hattricks. Dad couldn’t bat, not even a little bit. Yet somehow he managed some ok knocks from his automatic position at number 11.
My mother would often be the scorer. Batsmen would trudge off the ground pissed off that they went out to the fat bearded bloke who was slow as My mum, who always had a sense of the dramatic, would then remark how many of the batsmen the fat bearded slow bloke had got out. I never saw her do this, but I’ve heard the stories so many times its one of my strongest memories.
Both my uncles played there as well. My uncle Gary was an all rounder with a terrible temper who used a bat that even to this day I doubt I weigh more than. Somehow he had the strength to throw it long distances. As a captain, and fielder, he was a fan of leg slip.
My other uncle, Ross, was a fast bowler. A proper fast bowler. He would often regret that he couldn’t get the ball even slightly off the straight. Yet when he batted, he would often face up from square leg. Not as a cunning tactic, but where all good slogging tailenders stand.
My auntie Mazz was also on the committee. As was my mum, dad and uncle Gary. At one stage, or maybe at the same time, they were President, Vice-President, Treasurer and Secretary. It was around this time that the club was referred to as Kimberfield.
My cousin Joel played there as well. Just once or twice, although like me, it was probably his first cricket ground, and he spent years there before moving into the country. When he did play there, he bowled the most technically correct legspin ever. The seam was almost always perfect from the first time he bowled, and he could rip a ball past you when in the mood. With the bat, he played a cut shot to every ball. If it was the only shot you ever needed, he could have been a great. But he never truly learnt another.
My family played hard. My uncle Gary once stole a run when a fielder threw the ball past the bowler when he was at the top of his mark. My father once ran out a batsman who after every shot would come down the wicket and clean the pitch. I was forced back on the field by my father when all I had was a broken fielder. I was swung at more than one time by talented batsmen I had sledged until they wanted to smack me.
It was how we played. Things were rough out that way. I once saw a man run at another man with a stump. Once he had been restrained, the game proceeded. I had a team once promise to beat the living fuck out of my faggot ass because I refused to walk. I was 15, their captain and lead protagonist were in their 40s. Our league was brutal when it wanted to be. The EBKCA. The B stood for Broadmeadows, which is pretty much were our club was, Broadmeadows has had a reputation since the day I was born.
In Hadfield (just back down Sydney Rd, behind the Fawkner Cemetery) players often played without thighpads and helmets, and, really oddly, gloves. They had a reputation for being a side that if you hit one of their players on the head with the bouncer, they’d throw it back to you and smile. If you wore a helmet there, you wouldn’t need your front foot.
Most of the players at Campbellfield were from the Ford factory, or had something to do with it. They were Macca, Simmo, Westy, Bluey, Gibbo and Pricey. Or something of that sort.
In the mid eighties a new clubhouse was built. It seemed like a palace compared to the old one. It had a committee room and everything. Plus a hallway that was perfect for hallway cricket. Anyone who played there had to learn how to face the short ball. One of the senior players, called Maxxy, also taught us the trick of how to bowl to pretend we were bowling with our right hand, when the ball came out of our left hand. It was a rubbish skill, but we loved it. Another player cut down a broken bat and gave it to my parents. It was my first bat.
Saturday night everyone was at the club rooms. Women, kids and men with huge red stains on their whites. The floors were always sticky from the beer. The whole place had a smoke haze. There was darts and a pool table. Plenty of meat to be placed into large bakery bread. Outside there was a play pen, that was infact a children’s jail. They even called it jika jika. It was probably put in because the clubhouse was next to one of the busiest roads in Australia. By the end of the night most of the tomato sauce ends on the floor or outside in the pen of jike jika, that made the dirt look like there had been a ferocious battle there, and not a sausage sizzle gone wrong.
The most important part of the evening was when the captains read out that day’s scores. It was the only time the club went silent. Blokes became heroes. He might have been a truck driver, or a former drug addict, during the week. But that night he was the bloke who took a five for against Craigieburn (fucken Craigieburn) bowling into the wind win the match. The players didn’t play for money, but a five wicket haul or a half century would get you some cash. It often didn’t make it past the bar.
The best captains would give you the fall of wickets like they were reading a novel. Every line would lift or deflate the room. The early collapse would be spoken of dramatically, like each wicket was still personally hurting the captain. Then there would be a partnership; two great heroes slaying the dragon from Pascoe Vale. The partnership would get bigger and better with every sentence until the wicket ended it. And the groans started. It would almost always be a fluke run out or great catch that did it. “Brucey would have made a hundred, but the bastard stuck out his right hand…” “I’ve never seen a run out like it…” My dad had a shaking head gesture that he greeted almost all the bad news with. I can still see it now. No matter how bad the total was, there was always a moral victory and a chance that they could win the game next week. They were almost always two day games.
I would sit in the corner, taking a break from the Galaga machine, to listen to all the details. Later, when Zoran would take spend hours clocking Glaga in one go and erasing my records I would question players about their games. Some ignored me. Some told me everything. Sometimes I would just listen to conversations. I learnt every swearword. I learnt to tell stories. And I learnt everything about cricket.
I did this for ten years straight.
Despite living on the other end of Cooper St in Epping, I played at Campbellfield, because it was my family club. I don’t even remember being asked if I wanted to play at one of my local clubs. It was only about 15 minutes to the ground. Cooper st was a one lane road with nothing around it at the end of Melbourne. It was basically a country road on the outskirts of an industrial area. We would pass the private tip. The public tip. A quarry of some kind. The Istrian (Australian Italian) club. Then turn left onto Sydney Road, at the Hume Highway bit. Then pass a couple of factories, one or two car yards, the Ford Factory and some houses.
That was about all you saw on the drive.
Next to the ground was a historical church with huge trees that the big hitters would drive into. For whatever reason, the church’s grass never seemed to be cut, and finding balls in there was impossible. I think I only ever went in there once. To attend the funeral of my dad’s friend Fuzz. His old wicketkeeper.
My career started when I was six fielding for the under 12s. I was so annoyed no one would let me play for real. When I was seven I was to play my first game of cricket At my first training session, I was hit in the balls without wearing a box by a composite cricket ball with a painted on seam. It was the last time I didn’t wear a box.
My dad was the coach. As he was of all the junior teams I played in for the next eight years. Fast bowlers were to keep a high arm action with a good seam position. Batsmen were to play on the front foot and forget about playing the hook shot. Spinners were encouraged, pushed and almost forced to bowl even when they didn’t want to. We played tough, attacking cricket, everyone got a go, but they were expected to give it their best. He was tough on everyone, he was extremely tough on me. We loved playing for him. Even the kids who were afraid of him. Which was probably most of them. In eight years we made three grand finals and won two.
Even when dad was well past forty, he would pick up an old cricket ball with no seam or shine, and would hoop it past me in the nets.
I played with Dom, Adrian, Sam, Tim, Ben, Andrew, Muhummad, Sammy, Anthony, Nirenda, Neil, Clint, Korkilla and Kevin to name a few. They came from all sorts of backgrounds. Australian, Irish, Italian, Lebanese, Bangladeshi, Indian, Greek and Sri Lankan.
In our final years the medal for the best junior player at the club was named after my father.
We were so much a part of the club that my dad would even take me down on Sundays to help clean the club with him. I would be given one task to do. And I’d generally do it badly. Mostly I would watch the McDonald’s cup games on the TV. The guys would take their breaks and I had to give a proper update on what has happening in the game.
Kicker was the mainstay. He seemed 200 years old. He was hard as nails and could put a bat grip on blindfolded half cut. I’m not sure if he ever ran the club, but if you’ve ever played at a real cricket club, you know the sort of guy I was talking about. No matter how close he was to my family (he coined the term Kimberfield) he would berate me for my footwork, and refused to accept I could bat as I wouldn’t put my foot near the pitch of the ball.
There was no proof he was any good at cricket, but he could talk a good game. He was like a yoda. Made of rubber, talked in weird sentence structures. He drilled catch phrases into you. When I first started playing senior cricket, I’d be a fine leg during my spell. Kicker would walk up and lean on the fence next to me. I learnt more about spin from the chats as he learnt on the fence than I ever did from anyone else. He lived on the corner of Campbell St at the base of the ground. I played with his grandson. His real name was Alf Littlejohn. It takes a special job to give a nickname to a man that well named.
There was also the Pres, Toney Panel. And so many others like Maurie who just worked their ass off to make it a successful club. They made the club run through raffles, gambling nights, cup days, presentation nights, barrels of beer and endless dim sims (friend and steamed) and at one stage a soft serve machine that never ever seemed to work. I think my dad was arrested once for selling beer there without a licesnse. Although, I doubt that stopped them doing it.
I had some great success there. And some pretty ordinary failures. I even saw my first ever porn there. As someone had stuffed the pages under the synthetic wickets in the nets that had replaced the matting. The next week I rushed back there to see some more. But it was nothing. The week after it was gay porn. I really didn’t enjoy that the same way.
When I started playing juniors and seniors at the same time. We would rush back to the club and I would eat 10 dim sims, all steamed, and drink a couple of cans of coke for hydration. My biggest concern was getting soya sauce on my whites. Then I’d be off to the next game.
We won the grandfinal of the Under 16s in my last game. The morning of that last day, I was not out on 60 odd, and Mick Gibbs, a club legend, and Trev, a really nice clubman, took me aside in the kitchen. They told me in no undcertain terms that I wasn’t a good batsman and I had to make this hundred as I may never get another chance. And anything less than a hundred would give the opposition a decent chance of victory.
It was the sort of frank and honest discussions I’d be hearing, or part of, since I was knee high.
I made 91 that morning at Craigieburn (fuck I hate Craigieburn, the club and suburb). But we won the game.
Mick and Trev could be honest with me, because they were part of my family. On the night of our last junior presentations, I gave a speech about how much I loved the club. I also mentioned that the seniors should spend more time helping out the juniors. That they had taken us for granted and that my dad had done far too much work. It was the same tough love that Mick and Trev gave me.
For the first 16 years of my life, Seth Raistrick Reserve was as much my home as my actual home was. My favourite possession was a CCC badge that was sown onto a floppy hat for me. It was green and gold, and had CCC on a pair of stumps. It wasn’t the same logo that they’d had since the club started in the late 1800s. But to me it was the only logo.
I’ve only played for two other clubs since I was 16. It’s now been more than 16 years since I played there.
Things changed and I never got to go back to Campbellfield like I always wanted too. The area and club has changed too. Kicker died. I’m sure many others have too. There is a McDonald’s opposite the ground. The Ford factory is no longer Ford. And that little one lane country road at the end of Melbourne, Cooper st, still connects my house to my club. But it now the tips and Istrian club have company with a hospital, market, shopping centre and a ring road on it. It is no longer the end of Melbourne.
This month represents the sixth year anniversary of cricket with balls. Since it started I’ve travelled the world. I’ve written three books. I’m making two films. I met my wife, and had a son. That is not even to mention the things that haven’t happened yet simply because of this site.
Without the Campbellfield Cricket Club, this site wouldn’t exist.
If you ever drive out of Melbourne on Sydney Rd. Past Fawkner Cemetery, beyond the Ring Road exits and just before the McDonald’s on the left there is an old brown single story 80s building. Behind that, a cricket ground. If you do drive that way, you’ve probably past it heaps of time without ever looking twice. It doesn’t look like much.
To me, it couldn’t have been much more.