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Aussie women get Raj’ed

Hosting a world cup is hard.

The Australian women’s team have proved the rule.

New Zealand and India have both beaten the Aussie ladies.

And without some sort of miracle, the Aussie girls aren’t going to make the final.

For some bizarre reason, this world cup has no semi finals.

I love semi finals.

Semi finals is where it’s at.

But not in this tournament, in this tournament it’s a super six and then a final.

Simple, cold, efficent. and i dare say, a few dollars cheaper.

While England, and who ever play them in the final, will be the two best performing sides, i like a team to have to win their way into a final in a sudden death match.

This has nothing to do with Australia, they are playing like ass.

Busted ass.

But if you are to play in the world cup final, there should have been at least one sudden death match to get you there.

None of this would matter to Australia.

India outplayed them last night.

Anjum Chopra did a lot of nothing, but still managed to make a half century and anchor the better batsmen.

Mithali Raj was majestical, as always and gave the innings it’s momentum.

And then Jhulan Goswami strode in with purpose and ensured Australia weren’t going to win.

Australia weren’t helped by the fact Ellyse (two Ls) Perry, their young gun, had what could only be described as a complete fucken shocker.

Going for over 6 an over, and making a duck.

But at least Brett Lee knows her name.

Which I am sure is all women’s cricketers really want.

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West Indies vs Pakistan

alamas akram, left arm around the wicketThe ICC Women’s World Cup is at the business end of the tournament. All of the top ranked nations are through with the exception of Sri Lanka who lost their place in the Super 6’s to the plucky little Pakistanis. England are flying and look like the team to beat with Australia struggling for form.

After a turbulent week in the office dealing with unhappy clients, plunging bottom lines and my own 10% salary reduction I was looking forward to heading out to Drummoyne Oval to see the West Indies take on Pakistan.

Unfortunately I missed the early clatter of West Indian wickets. The geniuses at the Sydney City Council forgot to erect any signs advising drivers that the city streets would be full of seamen from the Australian Navy. I’d hate to be on the crew cleaning up after that parade.

When finally arrived at the ground 25 minutes after play had begun the Pakistani opening bowlers had struck 3 times after Urooj Khan, the Pakistani captain and love child of Imran Khan and Benazir Bhutto (unconfirmed) won the toss and sent the West Indians into bat in overcast conditions.

Not long after I arrived the baby face assassin Alamas Akram had struck for the 3rd time. The left arm medium pacer had made good use of the conditions leaving the West Indians top order in tatters at 4 for 24.

I’m not sure if it was what Sherwin Campbell, West Indian coach and 52 test veteran was saying, “Run and slide”, “Come on play safe”, “Got to get forward”, “Lots of space”, “Long-on singles”, maybe it was more his deep, cool, laid back dulcitones wafting across the Drummoyne oval that relaxed his opener, Stephanie Taylor who began to slowly turn her sides fortune around.

Without Taylor’s patient innings of 55 off 115 balls the West Indies would have been sunk. The only other contributor of note was Deandra Dottin who’s total of 23 off 32 included a beautifully struck shot over mid-on for 4.

Throughout their innings the West Indians seemed hell bent on running each other out. Amazingly only two of their wickets fell to run outs.

At the end of their 50 over’s the West Indies had compiled a score of 9 for 132. While 20 runs less than what they would have wanted it was competitive tally against an inexperienced Pakistani line up.

The Pakistanis got off to a slow but steady start and after 19 over’s were 1 for 36. But with some tight bowling, the West Indies began to work their way back into the game, taking regular wickets and slowing the run rate to 1.8 runs an over.

With her side again starting to look like the Petersham Under 12’s at 5 for 55, captain, Urooj Khan combined with Armaan Khan for a 61 run partnership that swung the game. Armaan was in great form and hitting the ball sweetly, reaching the boundary 5 times including 2 crunching sixes.

One thing that surprised me during the game was the use of bandanas by players under their batting helmets. The first player I noticed was Stephanie Taylor from the West Indies who had an army camouflage bandana, a little strange, but not out of the ordinary. What was completely out of the ordinary was the bandana being worn by player of the match Almas Akram. Her bandana was in the form of the “Stars & Stripes”. The last time I saw a Pakistani with the piece of cloth resembling the stars & stripes they also had a lighter and an effigy of George.W.Bush.

With only 17 runs needed off 6 over’s Urooj threw away her wicket with a missed timed pull shot. But it wasn’t enough to stop Pakistan from causing one of the upsets of the tournament beating the West Indies by 4 wickets with Armaan hitting the winning runs and taking her tally to 43 not out.

The West Indies face England in their next game and a disappointed Sherwin Campbell indicated at the end of the game that some new players would be brought into the side.

Pakistan will be looking forward to taking on the defending champions, Australia on Monday in Bankstown. Player of the match Almas Akram was very happy with her performance and said “Yes this one is the best performance of my career”.

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Cricket With Balls’ Own…

In almost 18 months and through 2200 posts, only one player has been given the Cricket With Balls’ own tag.

That is because we take this seriously.

Cricket With Balls’ Own Nice Bryce McGain was the one and only.

He held the title well.

Was the first cricketer I ever interviewed.

And gave me copius amounts of stuff to write about, without ever actually playing international cricket.

But it is time to add one more name.

Welcome Cricket With Ball’s Own Holly Colvin.

That is right, a left arm orthodox bowler, shocking.

And an English one at that.

Holly has earned this, she was the second cricketer I ever interviewed.

She bowls with more flight than any international spinner I have ever seen.

She spins the ball.

Has teeny tiny hands.

And had to invent her own technique due to the teeny tiny hands.

She averages under 20 in one day cricket, was the first female player asked to play for NSWales, and is yet to turn 20.

This is enough to earn her this amazing honour.

Congratulations Cricket With Balls’ Own Holly Colvin.

Let us hope I can do as much for your career as I have for Cricket With Balls’ Own Nice Bryce McGain.

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A mouthful

Chaminda Vaas has some competition.

One of the members of the English women’s squad has a sensational name.

Ebony-Jewel

Cora-Lee

Camellia

Rosamond

Rainford-Brent

Or simply Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent.

Thanks to LB from sportsfreak for pointing her out.


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The women’s world cup starts here

Here at cricket with balls we are going to keep you updated on as much as the women’s world cup as we can. Because we like women’s cricket, well we like Holly Colvin. We even have a roving reporter, DoubleD, who is going to cover the world cup in cricket with balls style. Like all major sporting events, it started with a press conference, and DoubleD interviewed the girls with aplomb.

Entering the Windsor hotel wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. Would there be a throng of media gathering, herded together, Dictaphones’ in hand hanging on every word of the players. This was my first ever attendance at a media open session, I wasn’t even sure if they would let me attend as I wasn’t able to get media accreditation.

After a few wrong turns I found my way to the 2nd floor where the West Indian were spread out in small groups chatting amongst themselves.  This was a little more casual than I had expected. There was a table in the middle of the room with some official looking ICC type people sitting there. “Hi my names DoubleD I’m with Cricket with Balls”. To my surprise they seemed to be expecting me. Some guy even apologised for not having my media pass ready. I signed some sort of official looking the sheet as requested, was handed my official media guide and was pretty much left to my own devices.

Now what do I do? After a few minutes shuffling papers and trying to psyche myself up I sheepishly approached the West Indian team manager and requested to speak to some of the players. “Sure no problem, who do you want to speak with?”, again this seemed far too easy. “Ummmm anyone”…

So there I was without any real idea of what I was doing, notepad in hand sitting down with the West Indian Vice Captain, Kirbyina Alexander and Anisa Mohammed.

My questions were all pretty cliché. How long have you been playing cricket? What are your expectations for the tournament? How is the teams form? And the responses were all pretty standard. I did get one interesting response when asked about the impact the collapse of the Sir Alan Stanford Empire has had, Kirbyina responded with “No Comment”. A bit taken aback I chuckled and followed up with, “Did you have money in one of his banks”? Again the response was “No Comment”, “ok then! Well thanks for your time and good luck with the tournament”.

I went back to the media manager to ask some questions about the team line up, where I was then directed to the Coach, Sherwin Campbell. Gee if I’m taller than Sherwin Campbell how short must Gus Logie be?? Again I asked some pretty stock standard questions and he was happy placate me and talk up his teams chances. I thanked him for his time and shook his hand; hmmm you really played 52 test matches?

I saw some English players milling around, with still 20 minutes left on my lunch break I thought I would have a crack.

I approached the ICC official and asked to speak with one of the English players. She came back with Charlotte Edwards.

Speaking with Charlotte Edwards I got the feeling I was 18 years old in a night club trying to pick her up, not that I would have tried, she is a little bit tall for me. Her eyes kept darting around the room looking for someone, anyone to come and save her from my inane questions.

As we began talking I noticed she was occasionally looking at my notepad, probably noticing that I wasn’t writing anything. Hey it’s not easy to speak, write and think of questions at the same time.

You could tell Charlotte was more accustomed to interviews then Kirbyina and Anisa from the West Indians. One issue I wanted to try and engage her on was the way female cricketers are sometimes depicted in glamorous photo shoots. I asked if she felt it was disappointing the female athletes still need to partake in sexy photo shoots.

She played me with a very straight bat. “Oh no I think the girls like getting made up; as long as it’s done tastefully I don’t think it’s a problem”.

I did think that her response to my questions on the team’s goal for the tournament was little too cliché not to mention, “we wouldn’t be here if we didn’t think we could win”, well I don’t think that is quite true. I’m sure the English team would still turn up even if they couldn’t beat the Petersham under twelves.

I thanked Charlotte for her time and wished her all the best and with my very brief notes I headed back to work. I wasn’t that much the wiser but had survived my first open media open session.

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No Ballz, indeed

This video is dedicated to the latest Blog Creation, No Ballz, dedicated to woemn’s cricket.

Holly Colvin 101, like Monty, only better

England have a better spinner than Monty.

Bowling averages
Mat Inns Balls Runs Wkts BBI BBM Ave Econ SR 4w 5w 10
Tests 3 6 480 241 10 3/42 4/78 24.10 3.01 48.0 0 0 0
ODIs 27 25 1350 768 38 4/20 4/20 20.21 3.41 35.5 1 0 0
T20Is 6 6 120 91 7 2/17 2/17 13.00 4.55 17.1 0 0 0



And she is white.

Obviously the fact she is white, and she is a she, rules out her being Adil Rashid, although perhaps not Graeme Swann.

Holly Colvin is her name, and she is also a left arm orthodox bowler.

She is about 2 foot tall, and her nickname is Monkey.

All good things.

From a spinners view, she has great flight, very good control, and she clearly tries to bowl more than one kind of delivery for 60 overs straight.

She does get a bit of spin, and she is a wicket taking machine at one day level.

Her bowling is very much in the old school finger spinner way, of bowling very slow, and let the drift and flight tempt the batswoman to a slow death.

Also she wears a similar head band to Nathan Bracken.

That is true, and not a piss take.

Yes I was watching women’s cricket.

First time ever.

And I enjoyed it.

India has a top class batswoman (I did notice they called them batters a lot) called Mithali Raj.

She is pure class, not like Partiv Patel.

A lazy and shocking runner between wickets, but boy can she wield the bat.

Dare I say it, very stylish in the Greg Chappell mode.

Women’s cricket isn’t bad at all.

True story.

You should watch i.

Another true story.

You tube footage of dude being beaten up by chicks

I mentioned Ed Kavalee and his wacky challenge to the Southern Stars a few days ago.

Here is what happened to him.

Watching these highlights reminds me of the glory days of New Zealand cricket when Harris, Astle, McMillan and Styris would bowl.

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