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lucky lalit

I want Lalit Modi’s luck.

Twice now he has started a new tournament and some random dude with no affiliation to him has lit the stadium on fire.

Come on.

When I was a kid any time something happened out of the ordinary in a Kerry Packer series my father would yell that the game was fixed.

He was convinced that any favoured team that was losing, sitters that were dropped or reckless shots must have been because Kerry Packer wanted intrigue, close games or upsets.

My dad’s hatred of Packer was pretty intense and often skipped over logic.

It is also how many people think of Lalit Modi.

Even those who don’t know about his scandalous past.

So now that Prince Brendon and the Caped Cobra Duminy have provided his tournaments with kick-ass panty-dropping show-stealing chicken-molesting opening games will people start to question Lalit’s luck?

I’m not sure how you rig a match so that JP comes out and hits 99 off 50 odd balls, but I say if he can do it then he has earned his millions.

During most of the first Champion’s League match I was snoozing.

Ross Taylor seemed to move the total beyond a nervy Caped Cobra’s line up.

But just when it looked like his new tournament was going to start with a nothing game JP took over and I think, although I am not sure, Harsha Bhogle might have soiled himself in excitement.

He said it was the best innings he had ever seen.  I assume he meant in the Champion’s league.  Or in the last 3 days.

Two new series, two attention seeking opening games, if he isn’t lucky, and doesn’t rig them, then he must have sold his soul.

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The Champion’s league preview

I haven’t seen all of the teams play in the champion’s league, but I did do a review on the two Australian teams for Holding Willey.

In the same post is a review of the English and Indian sides.

Go check it out.

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Pakistan are shit at 2020 cricket

simply the best, better than all the rest, except pakistanis

I am starting to wish the Champion’s League* people had an asterisk on all their marketing.

I love the idea of this tournament, but it isn’t only champions, because runners up are involved.

And it isn’t only the best, because the best performed international side in 2020 world thingies, one title, two finals, doesn’t even have a fucked side in.

If anyone deserves the title champions it this format it is them.

That is the one thing stopping me from peeing myself in excitement over this tournament.

Australia, South Africa and England all have two sides in this tournament, and none of them have even made the final of the world t20 yet.

England may never reach it.

Pakistan’s style of play was invented years ago hoping that one day 2020 cricket would be invented.

They are the kings, even the first IPL title was won with two Pakistanis in the side.

Australia have ignored imports for years in domestic cricket, this year their 2 of the sides had Pakistanis in them.

So this is not a complete Champion’s league, it is an almost Champion’s league.

Although that won’t look good on the poster, so instead they should start a campaign of propaganda informing the general cricket public that Pakistan are shit at 2020.

Here is a starter pack:

Show Dirk Nannes bowling Afridi.

England beating them in the first game of the tournament.

Pictures of Misbah Ul-Haq’s ass.

And an endless loop of Inzy running in slow mo with Baywatch music in the back ground.

Imagine it, Inzy close up, his face covered with sweat, his moobs jiggling in green and the music slow fades in…

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender`s in sight

Don`t you worry
It`s gonna be alright
Cause I`m always ready
I won`t let you out of my sight.

*The Champion’s League should not be confused with the ICC Champion’s trophy which should be confused with a real tournament.

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