While it was clear that watching a Mark Waugh ad about dandruff could kill you, he never said it outright.
The Indian cricketers have.
And it’s creepy and brilliant.
Based on the performances of Sachin, Yuvraj and especially Viru, I am now writing a horror script for them to star in.
The only one I won’t cast is Virat, because it’s clear he’s not acting and is actually a murderer.
If you’re reading this Virat, only joking. If I turn up with an armed guard when I have to interview you, that’s also part of the joke.
Apparently the players and BCCi want the ad banned. But only because they have just realised that Virat really is a serial killer.
As for Yuvraj and the grave digging scene, that’s in bad taste, isn’t it? I mean, in this day and age Yuvraj would have employed a guy with a truck to do that, wouldn’t he?