Today Pakistani defeated the might of England.
It was a stab to the heart of the evil empire that conspires to keep the people of Pakistan down.
This was more than a cricket match, this was a struggle between the light and dark sides of humanity, and as we all know, there can be only one winner.
Pakistan won this battle.
They proud men in green had to defeat vicious rumours, global conspiracies, violent opposition players and Michael Yardy.
Other players, less Pakistani, would never have been able to withstand this sort of full frontal attack, but these boys did.
Or, it could be all lies.
Perhaps the English players took money to lose these matches.
This win could be part of the global conspiracy, just another slap in the face.
England could have made money while they laughed at the Pakistanis celebrating, they’re probably still giggling while they check their swiss accounts for the transfers.
They probably did it in conjunction with India, the ICC and the CIA. I bet the Catholic Church was involved too. Maybe Lindsay Lohan.
All part of a global united conspiracy to make Pakistan look stupid.
Ofcourse, Pakistan is winning, and we know what when Pakistan wins, something is up.
Also, if Pakistan lose, something is up.
Assumably if their is a tie or a draw, something is up.
I thought I saw Pakistan win a game of cricket.
But what I really saw was a confidence scam carried out by so many people that even when Pakistan win, they really lose.
The good news is, that when Pakistan lose, they really win.
When the tie or draw, the win, lose and have no result.
If it rains, farmers win.
When there is bad light, everyone loses.
YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, NOTHING IS WHAT IT IS, EVERYTHING IS SOMETHING ELSE EVEN WHEN IT IS THE SAME OR DIFFERENT.
Maybe Pakistan did win this game of cricket, maybe the global conspiracy let them win this one, maybe they just played better cricket and won the game.
Or, perhaps this world only exists in Ijaz Butts’ mind.
You, I and Nathan Hauritz do not exist, we are merely part of the most detailed nightmare Ijaz has ever had.
It has to be a nightmare, because otherwise there would be more unicorns and leg spinners.
I hate to say it as Pakistan has always had some of my favourite cricketers over the years, but it’s time to ban them from international cricket until they can, 1) get rid out Butt, 2) get rid of the ridiculously corrupt PCB, and 3) prove that there is not even a hint of corruption in the players and their performances.
Butt’s latest outburst should have English officials simply saying, oh really? Well, here’s you plane tickets and we won’t be seeing you here again for a long long time.
Hopefully England will show some balls and simply cancel the tour, and Pakistan matches in England for ten years or so. Hopefully other nations also cancel forthcoming tours as a way of saying, enough is enough.
What about Natalie Portman? Does she exist? I sincerely hope so…
Jamie banning Pakistan just because some scoundrels bowled no-balls and Ejaz Butt is full of shit is cruel. We have to treat the disease, not the symptoms. Mohammad Amer is just the symptom.
Cricket world isn’t rich like Soccer world. We can’t throw out a prominent team just because of a few black sheep. Being an Indian, I am unabashed supporter of Pakistan’s talent pool. Cricket will not be same without Pakistan.
Threaten them, discipline them and reform them. But don’t ban them ! Never !!!
Govind, it pains me to say it, but until Butt is sacked and the PCB is held to account then I see no other way than to ban the nation from international cricket. Pakistan has shown, over the years that it is not going to take match fixing and corruption seriously. Until they do, they should go.
Maybe then people will realise what they are missing.
To be fair Jamie at this stage it is all ‘alleged’ rather than proven. You can’t ban anyone yet! Although totally agree on Butt – ridiculous man.
And here I was thinking cricket was the real winner in all this.
Pakistan as usual is the winner out of all this. They know that all they have to do is throw an tantie and accuse everyone else, and it will all wash over and in the name of the spirit of cricket, everyone will then carry on as usual. Til next time Pakistan cricketers are accused of some thing again, and the whole rigmarole will begin again. This has been going on so for long with Pakistan cricket that everyone now thinks it’s normal and what makes them so “exciting”.
I ‘m just surprised Butt was sufficiently self-controlled not to pull the race card, to top it off. (that’s be next, if he doesn’t get what he wants)
Steve, he can’t pull the race card because the several ‘august cricket bodies’ he mentions in his rant as ‘conspiring to defraud Pakistan cricket’ must perforce include the BCCI. Why shout ‘racist!’ when you can win sooooo many more votes by whispering ‘Indian’.
But just you wait, i’m sure talk of a ‘Christian / Hindu / Zionist conspiracy’ lurks around the corner. After all, that’s what brought down the Twin Towers, so what price the poor maligned PCB and its poor maligned ‘boys’?
@jamie
now that the stupid butt has accused English as well of foul play they are also tainted. Lets ban them as well until they “3) prove that there is not even a hint of corruption in the players and their performances.”
You can’t ban a team for a few individuals. Butt is stupid. I hope he gets sued and is made to pay at least a billion pounds in punitive damages. We would be quite thankful for it.
To all of you Pakistan Cricket Haters,
Whatever Butt n Co are doing is simply sad !! However, to ban Pakistan cricket because of this is absurd. There is simply no justification as any board or organization can have a bad administrator. Besides this please tell me whether all of you including Sir Botham requested Cricket SA or Indian Cricket to be banned when South African and Indian cricketers were involved in match fixing? How about warne and co?
Pakistan cricket brings excitement to the followers (they could be from any country).. If we are to ban teams at this rate then I don’t think we should just stop here. Let us ban ICC itself as why were they sound asleep and let all of this happen in the first place? Or let us ban the Queen’s cricket team too because Trott was too violent yesterday when he attacked wahab riaz.
The problem is not only PCB but its all the other boards and specially ICC. I find ICC to be full of bureaucrats who are not good administrators.
As a cricket fan I don’t like what is happening and if Pakistan is banned then myself and many others will probably follow other sports !!
Steve – Condemn Butt and co – thats fine but please look carefully at your English players too who have had numerous incidents which would cause shame to anyone preaching purity !!
To Ali,
Good riddance if Pukistan is banned and its followers follow other sports / religion. The world would be a better place.
DId any one analysed the match……..
we scored a below par total in 50 overs cricket with 20 overs in power play. we droped two catches. we got two LBW decisions against us. we are deprived of our two best bowlers asif and amir. both not proved guilty and innocent untill proven guilty. our players were under tremendous pressure due to bias media. treated like criminals. even assulted by an english player physically. although ijaz but just spoke a few stupid words. english players jumped on to physical assult before the 4th ODI. and i heard Trott have now appologised as well.
Despite all that we beated a FULL strength England side……lolzzzzzzzzz
what a shame. 113/0 and 227/10……..OH JROD U FORGOT THEY DID BALL TEMPERING THAT HOW THEY WHO ISNT IT????????
by the way DOPE test of everyone including shoiab akhter are cleared…..so disappointing ah???
Danish kaneria was being questioned and arrested by Scott land yard. for spot fixing allegations. he was allowed to play through out the year in england although still under investigation. county cricket which is 100% in ECB allowed him to play untill proven guilty.
How did ICC banned out players on just a gutter tabolid looking for cheap circulation and money??????
Danish Kaneria is being cleared of all charges by scott land yard. As shahid afridi said its a conspiracy to kill pak cricket……..Jrod is part of it
Pak players and PCB are angels who have descended from heavens,sent by St peter to get rid of corruption from cricket.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21092010/58/trott-incident-pakistan-pull.html
jrod, you should give christopher nolan some ideas for his next film.
now that the stupid butt has accused English as well of foul play they are also tainted.
You really can’t be that fucking stupid, can you?