the digital version of when freddie became jesus

I know some people like the kindle things, and digital things, and things like that.

So with that, my book is now kindley and stuff.

Ofcourse, for some people a book is too long, or too expensive, so here is word’s 100 word auto summary of the book.

“*Not every ball.

One ball.

Australia

England

England

Australia

England

Australia won 2-0.

England still lost. Australia won 2-1.

England won 2-0.

England

7 runs from 6 balls required.

Australia

England

Spin bowling

Australia were back.

England’s batting was patchy.

Australia had choked.

Australia were 1/17. Four balls.  Four fucking balls.  Freddie

Wickets. White Australia Team

Where Australia arrived in England

3186 test match runs.

Australia got 4 wickets with bouncers.

Australia were now 4/151.  Australia are 1/73.

England declare.  England set Australia 546 runs.  Iain O’Brien does play test cricket. England collapsed twice. England bowled Australia out at Lord’s. Australia bowled England out at Headingley. Australia 4, England 5.

Australia loses.”

I don’t have a kindle, only because it means I’d have to read books.

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5 thoughts on “the digital version of when freddie became jesus

  1. jogesh99 says:

    i think I’ll wait for the twitter version.

  2. BenSix says:

    Or haiku?

    Australia lost
    But then England hardly won
    Except for Freddie

  3. reina says:

    Everyone loves IOB, even Word Auto Summary.

  4. Deep Cower says:

    Is it possible to buy a pdf of your book somewhere?

  5. alex says:

    I just finished reading this book and it made me laugh. It also caused me to say the word ‘motherfucker’ In front of my son.
    The version I interfaced with was made of paper.

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