Online dating Indians like cricket, who knew

I was reading a piece about online dating keyword statistics broken down into races in America (as you do).

To sum up, white people like Van Halen, black people like god and soul food, latino people like forms of music I’ve never heard of, Asians call themselves simple a lot and Atheists are smarter than non Atheists.

But then I came to the Indian profiles, which were tucked in at the bottom without any comments. This was the male profile.

So in America, the average Indian is a massive cricket freak that speaks Hindi, is a simple guy who either studying or already a software engineer that doesn’t like idiots.

Online dating profiles confirm stereotypes like few before them.

What is surprising is that they like the prestige, fuck me, ***spoiler alert*** but if you can’t fucken tell Christian Bale is playing two parts in that film you don’t deserve to live.

Also, soft rock is above SRK, which is wrong, and wrong.

It also says Kumar in there, and I hope that every third Indian tells American woman that he looks like Kumar from the Harold and Kumar franchise. I would.

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18 thoughts on “Online dating Indians like cricket, who knew

  1. Crownish says:

    I see ‘the kite runner’ twice. Wonder why?

  2. Rishabh says:

    Pretty sure the “Idiots” bit is referring to the movie “3 Idiots”.

    Hell yeah for Freakonomics!

  3. kny789 says:

    Sachin Tendulkar does not appear on that so it is obviously a fake.

    • jrod says:

      Kny, How awesome would it be if the opening line of some dude’s profile was, “I will always love Sachin more than you, but I’m a simple guy who loves freakanomics.”

  4. Deep Cower says:

    I see Shantaram there….interesting. If any of you don’t know about this guy, this might help:

  5. Wes ~PFCNFS~ says:

    Then you’ll sure have heard of the legendary paceman Dan H (right arm slow-fast)

  6. Rathesh says:

    the alchemist ???? may be yes, Indian girls are such a sucker for this spirituality crap !!!

  7. Sach says:

    Maybe they meant King Kumar. No?

  8. jogesh99 says:

    You forgot :
    gloating over pakistan, treating women like shit, and sucking up to whitey every chance we get.

    fuck sachin kny789, theres no sehwag, so its not even by jrod.

  9. getamatchfix says:

    if i was natalie portman, i would be so horny by now. give it to me simple guy aha aha….

  10. knowledge_eater says:

    Atheist are not smarter than non-atheist, Non-atheist are forgiven to all sins if they donate money to Temple Church Mosque etc. But when Atheist give free blood and organ to donate, they go to hell. And you can’t even anything with stem cell, because its against religion and you have to get court order, when Non-Atheist eat Egg for breakfast and they forget that it was actually aborted child.

    So Atheist are dumb and idiots.

  11. anban says:

    Shantaram figures in top 5 for both Indian males and females. I thought the only literature that made sense to both sexes was Kamasutra. Seems good old shanta is sexier than sex!

  12. Jrod says:

    Know, perhaps before writing a comment to prove how dumb atheists are you should read it to make sure it makes sense.

  13. knowledge_eater says:

    @ Jrod Earth has stopped today, if you didn’t catch the sarcasm.

    1) Doing a sacrifice or giving money or doing special “worship” will eliminate sin is manipulative and comforting theory, 2) Stem cell research focuses on using Human Embryo and it might kill Embryo in process, so I was trying to say if you are non-vegetarian like most Non-Atheist are then how come they don’t have problem against eating Egg but problem against using Human Embryo so millions can be helped in future time. 3) Till date there are many religions prohibit to donate organ or blood or except blood, why !

    My only concern with real concept of Atheism and Non-Athesim is we both are wasting too much time and resources especially non-atheist to prove that there is God and follow our God, rather we should spend more time with real Earth that is right in front of them. Till date people donate more money to build worship center rather help even their own people, just because some douche has promised them Great life after death. Its philosophy and philosophers were discussing same thing 5000 years ago what they are discussing now. They are stuck and still they manage to fool many people. We don’t need to know how we were here, and what will happen after death, we need to know how am I going to survive and help my species survive. Just to be balanced We need God’s help when we are born when parents say thank you for miracle, when we are married, when both person say thank you for miracle, and we die, God say see its miracle. hahaha

    Its kind of funny I am born in one of the preacher family but my Dad had taught me Humanity comes first then the rest of the thing. Nevermind, Cheers.
    and I forgot the verb there “and you can’t DO anything with stem cell”

  14. Yawn says:

    For an Indian, I am quite surprised by a lot of those tags – Shantaram? You meant Sreesant rite? Most of the Indian wannabes over here in the US these days try hard to disassociate themselves from cricket. You meet a desi dude down the street and even without you asking, he will say – I follow all sports except cricket; cricket it boring; blah blah blah FUCK YOU! Atleast dudes are trying to break the stereotype; not sure if this is how you do it!

  15. Karthik says:

    I think the comments need further commenting on :P

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