balls profile: ravi rampaul

No man can waddle like Ravi Rampaul.  His hips are seductive weapons he uses to distract batsmen as he comes in to bowl his medium fast occasional swingers.  Prone to overs of such ineptitude that even Morne Morkel feels sorry for him.  Then he gets it right, and you can sort of see why he keeps getting picked.  Apparently he was once a batsman.  This is mentioned during his many innings of looking like shit, but even more so in the odd innings where he does make runs. If Ravi was a maths equation, I wouldn’t be able to solve him.

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4 thoughts on “balls profile: ravi rampaul

  1. jogesh99 says:

    so which maths equation (assuming there are other kinds) can you solve jrod?
    sehwag isn’t an equation, hes a bludy axiom.

  2. Jay says:

    he has little place in a Gronthdieckian uinverse.

  3. Anshu says:

    Superb and hilarious profile. Rampaul is very dangerous when he lands the bowl on stumps though coz the batsman never expects him to be on target.

  4. jogesh99 says:

    Jay, For a moment I read that as Grothendieckian:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Grothendieck

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