balls profile: Simon Katich

That the Krab has a career at all is testament to the human spirit and proof that appearances do not matter.  Katich’s early career was mostly shit.  Then he went off and made his technique even more unwatchable.  Some thought this meant he should be stood on by a giant boot, but that ridiculously ugly technique seems to work for modern Test Cricket.  Has now made himself into one of the few grizzled opening batsmen in world cricket.  Still fucks up close to hundreds a lot.  His popularity levels tripled at around the same point Michael Clarke’s throat was grabbed.

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5 thoughts on “balls profile: Simon Katich

  1. poopsie says:

    Tripled? If either of the current PM hopefuls understood popularity at all they would have grabbed Clarke’s throat weeks ago

  2. The man has a jungle on his chest.

    Wasn’t he the one that fought Clarke after a game for not joining in the team singing session? How could you have left that out Jarrod? tsk tsk…

  3. Alright.. I am blind. And Stupid. I shall drop my pants and bend over. Help yourself J.

  4. Vim says:

    I wuv Kat.

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