balls profile: Daryl Tuffey

Spent a couple of years playing ICL cricket, few people noticed.  Is the sort of guy people say things like, “if he was only a little bit faster” about.  Has the skills of an opening bowler, but the face of a friendly PE teacher.  Has recently started batting as well, it is only a matter of time before he opens the batting for New Zealand.  Has a better record than you would think with the ball, but you don’t think about him, no one does, you’ve been reading this for less than a minute and you already have to look at the title twice to remember who this profile is for. I’ve never met him, but I think he would be nice. He has kind eyes.

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7 thoughts on “balls profile: Daryl Tuffey

  1. mama jrod says:

    Daryl who?

  2. Wes says:

    Totally sounds like a Shane Bond description. But that “opening the batting” bit gave it away.

  3. Nick says:

    :D finally u start writing something about kiwis :D love u

  4. Nirav says:

    Your Blog was very Nice

  5. NJ says:

    No mention about his days as a pornstar? You certainly picked the friendly part, though!

    • jrod says:

      Yes, I forgot about his days as a porn star, but who hasn’t filmed themselves having sex, I’m doing it now, and I’m alone.

  6. WestsideTileyeDie says:

    Tuff Stuff is da shit, You wish you could bowl like that, faggots. Fuck Y’all

    All my love,

    Kind Eyes.

    Mwah XOX

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