Yes, I am in Sri Lanka.
Yes, I am in Dambulla.
Yes, I am in the kandalama hotel.
But, no, I do not have dengue fever.
I don’t even have a cold.
Earlier in my trip i did throw up and shit myself at the same time.
In Dambulla, I have felt fine.
Yuvraj, who I saw at the buffet, looked fine as well.
I’m not saying he doesn’t have dengue fever, just that if he had it, it looks a whole shitload better than my food poisoning from earlier in the week.
And to be honest, enough though I have heard of dengue fever, I have no idea what it does to you, for all I know it means you can’t remember the words to Hotel California, but everything else is fine.
More importantly, I am ok.
And just for fun, enjoy this.
dengue can be pretty bad, makes you feel like your bones are dissolving. mohammad amir recovered from it before breaking into the team and he said he could barely stand up.
Sana, Yuvraj was walking fine.
Martyd, I’d need someone to point him out to me.
Yuvraj at the Buffet Eh? Shocker!
Booooring, bring on your groupie stories. But that pic rocks.
How about an in depth interview with Kane Wiiliamson? He might as well see the dark side of cricket journalism asap.
What was he eating? I mean the water boy.
Yes, Please Jrod. Corner Williamson somewhere. I along with the rest of New Zealand are looking for a talented young cricketer to throw our full support behind. Tim Southee is a douche according to journalists here and Jesse Ryder is a little crazy, according to his rampant alcoholism.
Please find Kane and give us like 3 reasons why he’s an alright bloke. Come on buddy, New Zealand needs this!
I will post a picture of young Kane tomorrow – in the mean time look for someone who looks 12 and has the haunted expression of a possum in the headlights.
What about Watling, Andrew? He seems nice enough.
you guys should give up. the only insufferable kiwi cricketer alive lives in london now.
(iain obrien)
actually, i take that back, shane bond is still alive.
yes yes yes williams and watling plz :D
sana,
How are the other kiwis insufferable? I’m curious.
Forget everyone else u ve got to corner Randiv and ask him if he is SATAN
Dengue is hemorrhagic viral infection lot of water and fluid needs to consume. Symptoms are crampy even more than normal flu, looks like viral load was less thats why he looked all right. But you have to be very careful with this, because you sweat more playing cricket loosing even more fluid. Well, its not big deal if you rest and maintain fluidity. By the time Jrod will be back he will be full of great immune bodies, which is one of the reason ppl should travel to subcontinent often to maintain antibody intake. hahaha