balls profile: kumar sangakkara

Being that it is hard to combine his life as a cricketer with that of being a trainee Lawyer, he often takes out his work to the middle and leaves it with the umpire.  While at the non-strikers end he can often be seen looking over a contract or engaged in research for some litigation.  His batting is like being in a bath full of butter.  He is the king.  His captaincy is a bit more like leaving the butter out on a hot day and forgetting about it.  One day he will be so famous the world over that you will be able to get post cards that just have a close up picture of him and the words ‘Kumar Sangakkara – Sri Lanka’.

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12 thoughts on “balls profile: kumar sangakkara

  1. Wes says:

    He’ll probably beat the niceness out of NZ tomorrow, i.e. today (Friday 13th…)

  2. Ali Brohi says:

    This is by far my favorite profile so far…

  3. Deep Cower says:

    There’s nothing good about King Kumar
    When he has a bat in hand
    He moves forward in the crease
    Like he’s playin’ in a fuckin’ band.

    “What does that even mean”, you ask
    “What is it meant to portray?
    All I know is the words rhyme
    And he’s an asshole anyway.

  4. Sach says:

    @Deep Cover
    What did he do to you? LOL

  5. Shaitaan says:

    Perhaps it’s because he plays so much cricket at home; perhaps it’s because his captaincy shows that being able to talk a good game doesn’t equal actual leadership intelligence; perhaps it’s the fact that he is just too damn good looking and cultured in appearance; perhaps it’s the fact that he scores so many runs against India… but the man has always seemed highly overrated to me.

  6. Nick says:

    whats so good about a player who only play against india all the time? my team will kick his ass today

  7. Ramantahan says:

    I havent seen a very cool player like sanka. Whatever be the situation in the match.

    He keeps cool. Hats off to him

  8. Quicket says:

    A bit off topic… With Stuart Broad’s balls profile, I hope to see nicknames like Poor Man’s Suleiman Benn or White Sreesanth :-)

  9. @ Shaitaan

    are you the kind of person who would like watching snuff, or maybe just dropping kittens into buckets full of water and watch them drown?

    the King is so no overrated bro!

    @ quicket

    “white sreesanth” hahahaha!

  10. APUN says:

    country is like mother, being well cultured we will not blame Srilanka as a country and your real criketers (legends), But you Sangakara a real basterd of cricket and no sportif mind Screw you, screw the selector who selected you for cricket and your screwed up bowler who have listened to you to bowl no ball to Shewag who have flushed Srilankan cricket legacy along with your shit. Best way to regret is to go to each cricketer in srilanka and lik their feet and ask apology if they forgive you then think of cricket that to only on radio. you are not even fit to watch cricket on TV.

  11. Sach says:

    Apun, send me your address and I’ll send you a box of tissues. Or perhaps it won’t suffice, how about a towel?

  12. dwarika prasad says:

    hi kumara sangkara… i love yr cricket always .. by born my role model is pete samras.. but now a days y also a fev player in my heart .. i am from india …
    one day i meet y deft in bali srilanka ..
    god bless y nd family .. keep going all the best yr next fature…
    thanks & regards
    dwarika prasad
    +91 09250218333

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