I know little about marketing, but I know a little about shameless grabs for sales.
With that, I present the cover of the second edition of the Cricket Sadists’ Quarterly.
Hopefully all those crazy people who trawl the internet looking for people to abuse for not liking Sachin enough will love this and buy it for the cover alone.
The rest of the you should buy it cause it is a decent bloody read.
True story.
My favourites include Andrew Fernando trying to sex up Sri Lanka, IOB talking demons, and Rob Smyth’s book chapter.
So pop over to Lulu and buy the mag, or just download it.
Spread it open and enjoy its beauty.
It should be noted that none of my blood or semen was mixed into any page. I did ask, but Lulu has a strict no blood or semen policy. Prudes.
Another one bites the dust and has given his back to the “SACHIN IS GOD” crowd.
Mama, sometimes it’s like you don’t get me at all.
Alan, You should call the newspapers and get them to ban it.
There is only one God.
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Plantae
Rest of us are just actors.
Its a shame that a big player like Sachin is being shown like this. The edition must be banned for doing this. We may not think that Sachin is GOD but if we all treat Sir Don Bradman as God of Cricket then why not Sachin??? Look the records that he has created. No man can cross them.
Jrod, you ARE a writer AND a salesman. Aint nothing wrong with that. I was chatting with my wifey about what you tweeted to me, (being a writer and not a sales guy), she noted, “Aren’t all writers really sales people? they are trying to sell their ideas to the people.” Very valid point, isn’t it?
The Coverpage picture is really funny!