With Sachin out there selling a book with his blood in it, I thought it was time for me to get in on the act.
If you would like a special edition limited release copy of When Freddie Became Jesus you can buy it for $10,000.
Every copy will have a genuine sample of my sperm in it.
Not just on one page either, I value my customers, I’ll spread it out, inside the front and back cover, and spread liberally throughout the book at random intervals.
There will only be about 7 books with this special little gift in them, they will be numbered and signed (in pen).
For those who can’t afford $10,000 dollars, we also have an urine stained selection for $500 that comes with a bonus pubic hair.
I expect these to go fast though, as they are limited to about 25, well I think I can do that many.
Can you think of anything better than reading a book and having the author right there with you, his bodily fluids positively flowing out of the pages.
The ultimate reading experience.
Goodbye, lunch…
But will the pages be tinted a delightful hue as well?
No, the pages will be stuck together
“When Jrod became Jizzus”
Oh man….
wait? Is it gonna be your cum or freddie’s? ,either way i wont go anywhere near the godfucken book
Before the last Rugby World Cup you could buy posers of the All Blacks, complete with heaps of Adidas logos with their DNA “interwoven” through the paper.
People actually bought them too
Posters of the All Blacks in fact.
Posters of posers even
People really need better marketing ideas than using blood to sell books. Oh wait, all 10 have been preordered. Nevermind.
Lol, what about catering to the faecal freaks?
BTW I’ve got a signed copy of your first tomw- what would that be worth if I jizz in it (enigmatically of course, nothing crass)
whatever it is…!!
As I’ve previously told (repeatedly.. that is), sachin attracts more comments on your blog.. or may be more readers..!
good that you got the hint Mr. Kimber!!
I hope you get more news on the almighty….!!
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