balls profile: Shoaib Malik

No other player has tried so hard to improve his political standing in a side while getting married over the phone to a woman who he has never met.  Some think that Malik is a bit of a cunt, others really don’t like him.  Malik might be one of the most famous bits and pieces cricketers in the world.  Once thanked every Muslim in the world for supporting Pakistan.  Is destined for a job in Pakistani parliament, or a career as an assistant manager at a cardboard manufacturer.

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11 thoughts on “balls profile: Shoaib Malik

  1. That’s a coincidence! Have this evening posted on my blog a photo of Malik I took today. Spooky! I also photographed his wife (very pretty lady), though you’ll have to wait a little longer before I upload that one. Soon, though!

  2. knowledge_eater says:

    He has been one of the luckiest Pakistani Cricketer of all time :P

    Let’s see if he plays better cricket or Sania gets back to play real serious Tennis by loosing some weight. :D

    On a serious note: he is among the one who troubled Indian bowlers besides MO and Butt, so in fact, its good for India if he remains under-form. :D

  3. BGee says:

    Knowledge eater: i find the serious note of urs to be the most comical bit. ShoaibM played some good true sub-continental batting before being sorted out!

    He is not a talented cricketer by any means and someone like Md Kaif bowls a bit..good player at ur time out of it already!

  4. Praveen Kumar is more of a “limited-overs McGrath”.

  5. Oops wrong comment on wrong post.

    On Shoaib Malik, his marriage(s) trouble were a disgrace to say the least. I always wonder how Sania Mirza decided to tie the knot with him.

  6. Alok says:

    When we talk of cricketers who inspired the lyrical best in artistes, the first names that usually leap to the mind of the average cricket trivia hound are Sonny Ramadhin and Alf Valentine who inspired “Cricket Lovely Cricket” by Lord Kitchener and Lord Beginner, and of course, the immortal Sunil Gavaskar whose exploits in the Caribbean led to the composing of “Gavaskar the real master” by Lord Relator. What is less known is that there is a contemporary cricketer who has inspired a world-wide hit single based on his exploits as well. If I were Shoaib Malik, I would be a little miffed at not receiving royalties from a certain Lady Gaga for “Telephone”.

  7. raghav_12 says:

    and ironically for him, immediately after his thanks to all muslims across the world for supporting Pakistan, Irfan pathan, an Indian Muslim player, was declared Man of the Match… such a cunt this guy has been..

  8. Nick says:

    while he was thanking all the muslims in the world for supporting pakitan, 6 feet away from him Yusuf Pathan, Irfan Pathan, Sharukh Khan were holding indian flags in their hands ad running around celebrating india’s win :D hehe

  9. knowledge_eater says:

    Really he said that once about how Muslims support only Pakistan hahaha what a dick head

    I will add few more in addition to Raghav and Nick
    Last time I checked Hashi is giving constipation to every random bowler
    Zak is running Roller over random batsman
    Suliemann Ban 6ft 7 giving shivering by his taunty laughs
    Tamim is becoming new sehwagology prophet

    and hear hear Aus. might need mighty left hander who might debut against Pakistan :P

    He is Always trying to split people … isn’t he !! I don’t have respect for people who do splitting.
    It was marketing scam since Pakistan have to play outside of country (for very shyyt reason), and he thinks only muslim will support them.
    I won’t be surprise if Sania married him for Marketing scam .. hahaha Drama Queen
    hhahahaha FAIL

  10. The Beggy G says:

    Mohammad Yousef has also thanked Muslims around the world for supporting Pakistan. If I were an Afghan Muslim (pretty good bet, if I were Afghani) I’d be pretty miffed at the hubris.

    Matty Hayden probably regrets never thanking all the Christians in the world for their support.

  11. the_pleasant_encounter says:

    Teacher:
    Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?

    Student:
    Female

    Teacher:
    How?

    Student:
    Just Now Commentator Told
    Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

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