balls profile: Tim Southee

Played such a good first game that he was offered a part in a Peter Jackson film.  He is now up on charges of theft by deception. After the ball stops swinging all you are left with is those magnificent teeth. Is currently a better batsman than Chris Martin.  NZC have still not decided if Tim is the prodigal son or the black sheep.  Others don’t care.

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3 thoughts on “balls profile: Tim Southee

  1. Dave Bird says:

    His teeth are ample.

  2. His name is Timothy! All miss that part.

  3. Wes says:

    And he has a cattle ranch and likes to work the land. Your research on the subject is insufficient.

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