Last night I went to spin magazines night with IOB in which he talked about his ass injury. Twas a good night, but the highlight was meeting someone who had met Sachin Tendulkar.
It wasn’t a highlight because she had met him, but because when someone suggested she ask Sachin a question, she asked him what his favourite cheese was.
I know.
Apparently Sachin said that was a very good question, which just shows how ridiculously polite he is, I might have just laughed in her face, or (if I was Sachin) gathered other people over to laugh at her.
But the answer might just unlock the secret of batting, Sachin said, “You know, I don’t really like cheese.”
And there it is.
A batting secret given to us by a master. I don’t really like cheese.
Ofcourse he doesn’t like cheese, it clogs him up, it clogs up everyone, but our parents still gave us cheese as a child and we stupidly ate it instead of just becoming batting gods.
We are all idiots.
I wonder what else Sachin doesn’t like, and not just food, maybe he never watched Bill & Teds excellent adventure, or he never listened to Milli Vanilli. For all we know he may have never eaten an ice cream or asked another child to touch his thingy.
Those we will never know, but he has given us one secret, and we must respect that.
Cheese stops runs, that we now know, too late for most of us, but hopefully there is some kid out there reading this who goes on to become the next big thing, and thanks us for telling him about the secret of cheese and batting.
Thank you, Sachin.
hahahaha, love it.
I just threw out all the cheese in my fridge!
What can I say? It was too good an opportunity to be missed!
He is a thoroughly lovely chap, even if he is almost the size of a lego man.
I have to say it of course but Sachin IS the Big Cheese (I had to capitalise that caerphilly)
I don’t trust people who don’t like cheese. It’s unnatural.
i figured he was more of a vintage, seasoned cheddar kinda guy.
80-85 % of Asian individuals are somewhat to severely lactose intolerant. Lot of people don’t know it, and when they fart and cramp, they just say it must have been that crazy spicy Indian curry. In fact, lot of us don’t know we are more of herbivores than carnivores.
I don’t give a damn though, I eat cheese, and FART out loud. FOL hahaha giving up cheese is like a sin.
Sorry, Sachin. I am not giving up cheese. I would have gotten ulcer or aneurysm by now, if I was Sachin or even wanted to be Sachin. Sometimes, I think we “the indians” are actually supporting against our own countryman. We are even louder and annoying than that vuvuzela thingy.
Hallo Sachin (Master Blaster) Best of Luck 2011 worldcup
Didn’t God himself once say, “Blessed are the cheesemakers.” Or, was that a different God than Sachin?
Ravi Shastri doesn’t like cheese either.
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Deep Cover,the only thing Ravi Shitry doesn’t like are the viewers , that’s he sodomize us with his flappin’ tongue
This is amazing considering that Sachin is cheese on legs.
I’m pretty sure Alex loves cheese.
Knowledge Eater, that is a tragedy, the 80-85% thing. If I had to choose any one food to eat above all others it would be mattar paneer. Ambrosia. Or as it’s called in this centre of gastronomic excellence we call England, posh cheesy peas.
I have not looked it up, but I think he made up the 80-85% bit. That’s way too high. Mutter Paneer is very popular here, too. (Apologies in advance, if the figure was indeed derived from the latest scientific research on the matter.)
It’s not that we’re lactose intolerant – the ingredients tend to be more gassy and people like to stuff themselves to breaking point.
I can eat cheese on anything though.
Beggy, Sachin’s avoidance of cheese would probably not extend to paneer (and thence matar paneer) — in the common Indian usage, cheese is distinct from paneer.
And may I cast my vote with the mattar paneer lovers of the world too.
Don’t believe me … well numbers can be phony and misleading … however, if you want to make sure.
Look for your poop every time, you eat milky product in high concentration. It floats literally. And look for your poop when you don’t eat milky product at all, it drowns in. The thing that floats are mostly malabsorbed and we couldn’t digest it.
Do compare and contrast. Respect your poop.
this is my thought of the day today: Our whole life existence is for poop and for poop only. Just think about it.
Btw. my stats might be made up about Lactose intolerant but about my beloved Indian people, its on the spot.
e.g. Did you see comments on your cricinfo. post !! Did you see comments on where Asia cup team was picked !! Its just too much and getting ridiculous. We are probably only team, where there is too much hatred for players within a country. Almost no-one gives non-hypocritical opinion. Regionalism stinks. I mean WI is another one but they represent their own country, which is acceptable. A little mistrust is acceptable. But come on, in india as well. !! I am not still getting over, that people started booing in 1996 world cup. Ridiculous. Lot of people are sitting somewhere in UK/USA/Canda/ CHINA and they start throwing stones at their own countryman, its like they are taxpayer of India. Bunch of hypocrites.
I hope my comments are reaching where its really needed. :P
Glad to see my question resulted in so much cheese chat!
LOL…Jrod, love it.
Knowledge_eater is mutated Alex.