A little while ago you may remember there was a film made with my book in it. Well bugger me if the director, Ahmer, didn’t want me in his next film.
I play a cricket mystic, and I talk a whole heap of shit.
CAUTION: There are extreme close ups of me in this film.
Context from karachikhatmal on Vimeo.
hey uncleJ, do you have any data that would suggest how many times you said fuck and its derivatives in here!!?!! I am kinda keen to know that :-)
So did this chap ask you to write your own cameo role, or did he write about an Aussie cricket guru comparing wrong-uns to orgasms and realised he’d written about you?
Jake, he wrote the character based on me, and then I improvised.
Ant, it’s melburnian.
Rahul, no, but feel free to count.
What accent do you have Jrod. It’s like a Pommie, Saffer and Australian and lovechild. This is brilliant.
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Like Steve Buscemi meets David Saker.
Who’s this Kimbler bloke in the credits? The proof-reading genie follows you around…
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good attempt but could have been better .. the guy suppose to listen to guru and focus on bowling rather he focuses on batting .. (but may be that was the point)
on good note loved the orgasm analogy, cricket is very sexy game and that is proved again …
i mean you just think about it … We play with Ball (Bobbies) and remember how we maintain it by spitting on it or using our sweat .. Bat (Dick) Gaps between stumps (gaps between two Labia Major .. ooh infact we have two gaps .. all sounds oooh aaahh when batsman is beaten .. you name it you can’t stop explaining…. sex and cricket are like two sides of coin.
fuck i just contaminated cricket .. but felt good
Is Afridi’s mind that awesome?
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Love it – love it all the more in that there’s a clip of RJ Hadlee beating the bat during the female orgasm bit – that is true class.
Great swearing too, someone needs to make a big fucking Lebowski version.
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I’m not sure your Melburnian is as evident as it used to be, Jrod, perhaps living in London has taken its toll. Makes you sound like a Westerner.
i like your film it was funny.
Umar Akmal suffered a back injury…he might not play tomorrow :( Please pray for Pakistan to win.
oh well love the video and idea of orgasms sound vs those awesome sounds , can’t resist to mention at my own little place.
By the JRod , you can surely get a role in those insane Hollywood comedy flicks which no body understands except the slangs in them, nice work :)
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To Jake and MsPrint – I know it surprises many people but not everyone from Oz sounds like Steve Irwin.
I am often accused of losing my accent by new pom acquaintances but a quick check with plain speaking relatives or friends back in Oz will put my mind at rest: “Jeez, Beggy. You’ve always spoken like a bluddy poof, no change there”.
Beggy, you are spot on, I often get told I don’t have much of an accent because I come in a for shades lighter than crocodile dundee, but when I ask my mates they always tell me I sound like the exact same cunt I always have.
lol @ me ….why the hell would Jrod want the Pakis to win?
The Beggy Green…oh really? Wow, that’s incredible, I thought ALL Aussies sounded like Steve Irwin just like ALL South Africans sound like Morgan Freeman pretending to be Nelson Mandela, damn! My bad dude, sheesh!
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Mspr1nt – :-)
Of course, everyone from the sub-continent also sounds like that bloke from ‘it aint half hot mum’ to me.
before I say anything about Mike Hussey .. please change both brothers’ Jingles .. please request that to TMSofa team .. please they don’t deserve the crappy jingle they had .. put something Man-ly