Sachin Tendulkar does the twitter

In a world of hate, pain and Justin Bieber, it is good to know there is someone as pure as Sachin Tendulkar.

He is the moral compass of the world, and without him we would be nothing but angry animals flinging faeces at each other.

This is how twitter used to be, not now, because by clicking @sachin_rt you can be saved by the man himself.

So far Sachin’s twitter form has been patchy.

This photo is clearly the highlight.

By the way this time its real me. No more wrong info... Good ... on Twitpic

News of Sachin has spread fast, he is gaining new followers at the rate of 1000 every second, or more, it was changing so fast I couldn’t do the numbers.

And people can’t wait to talk to their man:

“u rock man… just want to get ur dedication level.. we can’t even think of indian cricket without u !!!”

@cubicile_blues: Twitter does not need to verify @sachin_rt. @sachin_rt has just verified that this is the real Twitter”

“the peoples following rate is amazing and count increases each and every sec. Ur the God and u prove it Sachin!! Lov u!!!”

“If nothing else, @sachin_rt brought many zombie tweeter users to life.”

@Sidin: Dear @sachin_rt, is it true you once said Sreesanth is the best bowler you’ve ever faced? Thanks.”

“Finally the God of Cricket is on Twitter…..”

“The only record left for him 2 break is max number of followers:-)”

“IT IS A GR8 DAY.. THE GOD OF CRICKET ON TWITTER ..NW U WL B MORE CLOSE TO US THE COMMON PPL OF INDIA WHO LOOK AT YOU AS A GR8 MAN”

“Please @sachin_rt quit twitter. I dont want you to follow @LalitKModi”.

People are already hoping that Sachin gets more followers than Ashton Kutcher, but I think that would be mean. Kutcher is the Charles Coventry of Hollywood, at least leave him with something, Sachin, well something other than Demi Moore.

If you feel the need to stalk players on twitter here is a list I created earlier. Or you can stalk me.

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14 thoughts on “Sachin Tendulkar does the twitter

  1. Rohan says:

    I’d never go on Twitter. Not even for Sachin. I’d rather read this – http://www.dullestblog.com/
    .-= Rohan´s last blog ..Sitemeter, and the Anatomy of a Blogger =-.

  2. gbbg says:

    Did you happen to read this comment?
    http://twitpic.com/1lgky2

    you can search for, i just had to edit the pic to get the comment and photo in one frame..

  3. Mahek says:

    LOL, looks like Gaurav Kohirkar wants to come out of the closet.
    .-= Mahek´s last blog ..There is Always a Story if You Want One =-.

  4. Rayden says:

    Has Alex – Sachin’s biggest fan – heard of this yet?

  5. knowledge_eater says:

    hahaha I am so happy today to see Jrod mention Justin Bieber ooooo I am so excited … ooo pph oooh woohooo

    Fucking Idiot Justin “moron” Bieber .. first there was Britney, then Miley moron, then Jonas fuckers and this fucked manipulative teen Justin Fucking Bieber ..

    here goes the IQ of million innocent children down down down

    I don’t think Sachin will beat Ashton .. it will be only possible if Kutcher RT sachin himself .. and thats very unlikely since he is American Handballoholic (called football which they dominantly play with hands, idiots) and also another reason He is very good friend of Jack the co-founder of Twitter, and ambassador of Firefox. So, i doubt it.

    But Sachin is already leading person who is related to Cricket.

    Btw. his picture was like he was at the pick of Masturbation ergo ejaculation .. creepy very creepy. That proves he is normal being who wants to be happy when he is away from his wife.

    Cricket legend but normal kid who knows how to bat.

  6. hi says:

    I have stopped reading most of the blogs after twitter came…except cwb

  7. knowledge_eater says:

    haha check out the new pic of Sachin with Sehwag .. lol .. its gayer than Ben Afleck and Jimmy kimmel’s videos

  8. Deep Cower says:

    Has he said anything provocative yet? Like how he used to sleep around as a teenager?

  9. Kristian says:

    I like the fact you tagged the article as Ashton Kutcher. Are you expecting to write more about him to fill up the tag search results?

    • jrod says:

      Kristian, I was planning a series on how cricket could appeal more to Ashton and get him tweeting.

  10. Wes says:

    I have waited all my life to see Sachin spll lyk a fkn rtrd
    .-= Wes´s last blog ..Drop it like it’s hot / Kiwi has no boundaries =-.

  11. Mock Wah says:

    LOL Wes, that does feel better.. the pic highlights it!
    .-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..ICC World T20 – Super 8 Group F preview =-.

  12. Kristian says:

    Tell Ashton that it’s watched by a lot of old people, including old women. He’d be right up for a bit of that.

  13. Hey there! Great blog indeed.

    Keep it up!
    thnks & rgds!

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