There are some people who believe that Sehwagology is just a joke, that it isn’t a real religion, and that I just made it up.
Bullshit.
I may have named the spiritual practice, but this was a divine inspiration taken directly from the prophet.
Sehwagology is real, people, I can’t stress that enough.
I have used the sehwagology principles in my life and my strike rate for happiness has never been higher. True fact.
Others have used it to.
Sehwagology is the key to eternal happiness and stunning cover drives.
Generally our man does his best talking with a bat, but occasionally he gives a message with his mouth.
Think about it.
Think hard.
Yeah, it’s real good.
I play it to score runs. So much wisdom, in such a small space.
In life, does it matter if you are caught at deep mid-wicket or short leg, you’re going to go out one way or another, maybe it should be going for your personal DLF Maximum.
Things that Sehwagology can help include: love, lust, money matters, problems with the kids, problems with your parents, batting and acne.
If you haven’t converted, think about cover drives, and you will be saved.
I am an ardent follower of Sehwagology. Ok well, a WANT TO BE follower of Sehwagology. But “see ball-hit ball” has been my gurumantra!
Thank you for propagating the religion.
.-= theevilp´s last blog ..The LSD High – Fascination for Love Sex aur Dhokha! =-.
I’m a convert!
.-= Rohan´s last blog ..Of ice cream, pretty girls and hill-top houses =-.
what does he tell abt hair implants?
.-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..DLF IPL – DC CSK mixed fortunes =-.
Oh, I am a follower of Sachinism… but I do use a few principles of Sehwagology every now and again…
.-= Shridhar Jaju´s last blog ..CSK HAS MOTIVATION, BUT IS MI TOO STRONG? =-.
Things that Sehwagology cannot help include: T20 batting and baldness
Actually, now you point it out, I am much happier since I converted… and here I thought it was just a hysterical reaction to some amazing cricket.
I shall have to consider this wisdom. See the ball, hit the ball… a good mantra.
Sehwag, Hauritz, where’s the difference ^^
.-= Wes´s last blog ..A match I would have loved to watch =-.
Looks like Rudi Koertzen is a Sehwagology convert – obviously didn’t want to deprive the world of an innings from our Master. And if only I had known about Sehwagology earlier; it would have helped with my spots…
.-= The Short Third Man´s last blog ..A Tale of Two Counties. =-.
I see an old whore down the street, I do her. Does it matter if it’s a young or old cunt? Dravidologist would have let her go; Sachinologist would have pinched her butt.
Thank you Sir-ji!
“Watch the ball, play straight” is classic, along with the following blunt talking gem from the same interview:
“Did Greg Chappell give you any sort of valuable tips?”
“No.”
Yesterday we saw what happens when Sachin leaves the field, today we saw what happens when Sehwag gets out. Similar. But only in these two cases.
.-= Rishabh´s last blog ..Outclassed and outplayed =-.
I still remember that evening when Sehwag was playing his first match against Aus., I think his (first MOM) he scored 58 i guess and took 3 wickets. I don’t know how many times they have put side to side frame video of shot selections of him and tendulkar. People were excited hey, we might have got new tendulkar here. BUT who would have thought, after these many years, There will be new God in town. There will be new religion. There will be new kind of fan following.
To be honest, lot of douche bags thought he is/was slogger, think again morons, sloggers are the one who likes smelling balls. Mind well people if you are following Sehwagology be very careful, he is not slogger, Its not you see the ball, hit the ball, tell me how many times he is edging the ball ?? (cut shot over point doesn’t count as an edge). He is middling it, almost 85% ball. So don’t contaminate this holy religion by slogging all over the park.
Its unfortunate that his age is catching up in numbers, but you know you never know he can keep batting for next 9 years like Jayasurya. But, nevertheless, Sehwagology has become immortal, long time ago.
we have a new alex!!!
jrod, religion aside, what about the shoaib sania match up i say – your dignified silence is most uncalled for.
Indian tennis star fixes match with suspected match fixer from Pakistan, despite proof that the earlier match which he not only denied fixing but playing in at all, was not only fixed but consummated?
That’s a soap opera. Prophets of Sehwagology don’t do soap operas.
Shit, is Sehwagology not a real religion?
.-= The Reverse Sweep´s last blog ..Collingwood powers Delhi towards semi-finals =-.
consummated, over the phone?
Jogesh, I’ve been all over it on twitter, including claiming that I married Malik.
No Jogesh99 .. To be honest that phony Alex is Sachin’s whore, you will see that douche, when there will be an article on Sachin (which is very unlikely in this Sehwagology), thanks for that because there are not much Sehwagology sites around as much as Sachinism. So please don’t put my holy name with that Sachin’s whore.
Here is that Docuhe’s philosophy
“When Sachin is unable to finish the game, he becomes State whore, when Sehwag couldn’t, well he is just being Sehwag.”
So
I proudly announce today.
Alex is Sachin’s whore.
Period.
and yeh If you follow or do research on my comments here or in cricinfo (i recommend not to), you will see what my mentality is.
The following lines does apply for Cricket and Real World.
Either you don’t believe in all religion or either you don’t believe in none.
I choose to believe in all. (though I know they are man-made)
Even in real life if everyone do that, I reckon we will have peace on Earth. But, no brainwashers are always there to contaminate the spirit.
“Be Spiritual Not religious”
And I am glad that JK is not religious, but may be just may be he is spirited, due to holiness of Sehwag and Natalie Portman haha
I am a practising sehwagologist. Nothing works like “see the ball, hit the ball”. And now this piece of wisdom from our god. We are privileged to be living in the times of Sehwag, for the future generations may never witness him as we have!
Jogesh, clothing with gentleman’s connubial maculates = gentleman suddenly agreeing to ‘do the right thing’. Also known in legal circles as the Lewinsky Counter to the Clinton Defense.
In simple terms: “It ain’t over till the fat lady produces semen encrusted clothing”. Which, in this case, as in Clinton v Lewinsky, the fat lady did.
Now can we get back to the cricket?
shaitaan, i always thought the great indian tradition was to wash and hang the bloody sheets in public the morning after. they’re getting all dna savvy, are they now?
anyway, sister sania is going to dump him within a year, so let him get his kicks while he can.
what cricket, the ipl? please! slutty sania does sombre shoaib is so much more maximuum.
k-eater, no, i hadnt noticed you till this post, but i do like that deconstruction – alex is sachin’s whore.
but dont tell me you actually respect the money-grubbing ghati – its year three of the franchise and renegotiation time, and look whos suddenly rediscovered form.
Interesting @jogesh99
Don’t tell me you are actually jealous of him making money ? Unless, you have betted on him in 2003 WC final.
I spent 1 indian rs. on Sachin, when i went to one and only test match in 1998 0r 1999 or something when I went to watch test match. So I spent 11 rs. for whole day and if I divide that by players then yeh I spent 1 rs on Sachin.
So, am i jealous of him making money ? NO
Have I ever started to think that players I like started to represented my self ?
NO (when i have spent 11 rs. in my whole life time)
So unless I am an opposition, better who have betted my earning money on him, bowler or batsman whom career has been finished due to his money grabbing method as you called it, or someone who is suffering from Schizophrenia, (who sometimes thinks whole world is against me) etc. etc.
Unless I am like that .. then I can’t disrespect him.
My current profession teaches me not to hate anyone despite their erratic behavior, erratic religion beliefs, or erratic deeds they do. And I have been successful so far in my learning process.
I have personally played cricket, I have read many books regarding human body, psychology and took 2 economics course. So, I have little knowledge of how human body and country’s economics work.
So, if I respect or understand the schizophrenic guy who have killed his wife without any motives, then I would be dumbest and most hypocritical person on earth if I disrespect Sachin, because I never told my self that Sachin is earning money for myself, and will never suicide if he gets out on 99 or 0 run. hahaha
My mind is becoming peace full now.
Here is my message: Eat knowledge, consume it, retain it, don’t contaminate it.
welcome to alex season 3.
if alex was test cricket, k_e is the ipl.