You’re being a wuss. Much more of this and you’ll be appearing in a y-fronts commercial.
.-= Paddy´s last blog ..Daryl Harper dropped from World Twenty20 =-.

Who cares about O’ Brien anymore.

Good luck anyway, hope you meet your charity target.

TOB, The hawk for me, as you know.

Beggy, will check, but not sure Lord’s will open up to the public for this.

Paddy, having seen you bat, i doubt you’d face anyone quicker than a spinner with a suit of armour on.

When I was a nipper, we used to use rolled up barbed wire for a ball, an old live artillery shell for a bat and a rabid wombat for the stumps. Anyone who flinched would be flogged and have to eat the discarded 80 over balls for the next week. That is if the rabid wombat didn’t first bite off their testicles as they shuffled back. There was a very good chance the wombat would connect as a rolled up leaf from a poison Gympie Gympie tree was used as a box and everyone knows that rabid wombats love poison Gympie Gympie trees. If a batsman was out, the fielders would spit on each other, and then punch each other in the left eye like real men. None of this namby pamby cuddling and prancing about.