For the next few days there will be no posts on cricket with balls.
Without wanting to get into details, Mrs cricket with balls has some issues that I need to help with.
Sure she could get through it on her own, instead I have decided to take some time off work to help her.
This makes me a great husband, even if it means that I will not be doing my job for the next few days.
Some of you might think I’m putting my personal life above my job, but this is not an easy decision.
During this time I would appreciate it if you don’t speculate what the personal reason is, and just give us our privacy.
Thank you.
JRod, I didn’t know you were married to a tantrum throwing has been model
Not the first time you’ve done this either; right?
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Unfortunately for Pup, everyone’s curiosity has only been ignited by his silence. Not that he could do much about it…
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This Mrs Cricket with balls sounds like an interesting character.
To quote someone
“Psychologically this is a blow for Cricket bloggers around the world. But notwithstanding that, Jrods withdrawal shouldn’t have a negative effect on all of us.
His one post a day strike rate is one of the reasons why we fail to get large amount of link back hits.
The Skiver isn’t the best to replace him either. How about giving Alex a try?”
I hope this has nothing to do with a certain picture floating around the interweb.
Cheers,
Are the photos in Womens Day?
I hope the 2am phone call that Lara made to get Clarke home began with the her screaming “Where the bloody hell are ya?”
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This is another failed publicity stunt by her agent. The public already dislike her, and this will only add to that contempt
Come back for christmas honey.
How I wish I had a part time job like this.. He has missed more number of matches than what he has played of late. He is a proper Pup hopper, our man!
In Affectionate Remembrance
of
THE CULTURE OF THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET TEAM,
which died (cause of death: WAGS)
at Hamilton, New Zealand,
on
8th MARCH, 2010
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing
former players and fans,
Underneath the Southern Cross we used to stand.
—-
R.I.P.
—-
The body will be cremated and the
ashes flown by Michael Clarke to Bondi Beach.
(NB: no beer will be served at the wake, white wine and alcopops only)
I move a motion to vote Mr Michael Bingle the prophet of cricketwithoutballs.com.
Alex stays low for a couple of days and scandals rock the cricketing world. Oh dear!
cb
It’s the cat isn’t it? It’s always about the pussy.
You had me there for a moment, JRod.
You start liking a cricketer and he does this pussy thing. Never imagined Australian team would be full of whimpering metrosexuals.
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While J is away, why don’t you check out the ‘World’s Funniest Cricket Quiz’?!!
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Where the bloody hell are you, Mrs CWB?
Nice one. You had me worried for a sec! Granted, it’s early morning and I’m still asleep.
When I was young and cricketers still had balls, this kinda shit never happened.
fuck cat-whipped clarke, lets have the bloody pic someone.
and it was on International Women’s Day too – how delightful.
Make what you will of this but this Bingle’s got more savvy than the entire aussie team put together.
http://www.maxynews.com/2010/03/lara-bingle-womans-day-interview.html
look at the bright side jrod – its not a pic of what ho in the shower!
it’s a fuckin disgrace husbands/boyfriends of today obey every whim from the missus. what happened to real men?
Is it going to be Lara Clarke or Micheal Bingle? Seems like the latter…
And this guy wants to be captain of the team!!!!!!!!
I want to be GODMAN. :D
I think this is a hilarious story. Pup looks like an idiot and his girlie looks about as grubby as Fev.
What’s wrong with any of that?
Good luck Jrod for getting your things sorted out. We are obviously better off without you anyway ^^
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i never liked her. i knew shes evil haha
o well the great Broom failed AGAIN and hes gonna keep on playing for black caps. Hail the great Vettori!
Wait a minute! Is she pregnant?
It’s her sister’s wedding isnt it?
Yeah sure JROD like I’m sure you’re a Caring Understanding Nice Type.
Very nice Wes.
Dad… is it cause of those photos I snapped of you in the shower?
UncleJ, we promise not to speculate on the reason for your sudden sabbatical, if you put up a poll on the items we need to not speculate about.
Deal?
on cricinfo:
Michael Hussey has said any sledging of Clarke’s personal situation by the New
Zealanders would be “going a little bit too far”.
I think whitey cunts needs to be repeatedly reminded of their behaviour with Ganguly when he was having an affair with some actress, or of Mcgrath’s comments to Sarwan and the rebuttal, which got Mcgrath and his carcinogenic spouse all apoplectic, and in addition, got your arsehole aussie PM all self-righteous.
Gentlemen, may I declare open season of the fag Clarke.