I mean since Graeme’s declaration in Sydney and the rise of Amla, Steyn and even that fat basterd Kallis (how does he pull those hot chicks?), I’m finding it hard not to like South Africa.

Whenever they choke it reminds me of my girlfriend’s predilection for erotic asphyxiation.

When I get these feelings, I try to bring a picture into my mind of Botha but it doesn’t always work. It’s good for delaying ejaculation though.

What should I do?

Btw, the doordarshan channel has cunt Aussies commentating, very neutral as always, salivating over SA. Yup, its confirmed, Aussies are cunts, irrespective of the sport..

LL, my inbred whipping boy, cue for you to get your teeny weeny circumcised thingee all worked up.

I think the coolest part was him going for a run.

Desi doods, check out the hockey – we are losing to all the whitey countries but its still exciting stuff.