“Hello, little boy. So you think you are better than me, than me, DALE WILLEM STEYN. I would laugh if I wasn’t ripping your limbs off. You should thank your lucky stars they even let the likes of you on the same turfed surface as me. Just looking at your pathetic faces makes me want to hurt you. Every single fibre of your being disgusts me. It is hard for me even to think of you existing without tasting the bile in my throat. I am number one. Number ONE. There is no one else on the planet who can do this, just me. Bow, fucken bow you little tiny insignificant bitch. Lick my toes, grovel, GROVEL HARDER. You are nothing; I am everything. You should thank your God that you were even allowed to be destroyed by me. Tonight when you try and sleep I want you to know I am over your bed, mocking you, whispering a story into your ear, the story of how I finished you. Vengeance, thy name is Steyn. You are my victim, a virginal sacrifice before my godly alter. No man, or Gods, can defeat me when I thrash out my weapons of war. The world is mine, I own it, you aren’t good enough to be stuck on my shoe. There are two kinds of people in this world, me, and those who aren’t me. Can you feel me, I am the hot air on your neck, the monster in your wardrobe, the creak in the other room, when you wake up and feel like someone is in the room, that is me, I’m always there. You ain’t ever going to beat me, just give up. You couldn’t dream up a nightmare as bad as I am. There is no chance your woman will ever look at you the same way now, because I have cukcholded your soul. This will be the story you’re too embarrassed to tell your kids. Today you went up against an unbeatable force, a monumental monolith, and all you could do was struggle out one breath as a time as it took you apart. You are an insignificant piece of dirt and I wiped you on the cricket annals door mat. One day you will think you are over this, you will be hanging with friends, maybe enjoying a beer and some fishing, but then the fear, the soul destroying fear, will smash down on you, and your friends won’t know why you are frozen still. In what world would an ant like you kill a lion like me? Turn your head; you aren’t good enough to even look in my general direction. I have smited you from the earth; there is only crumbs left. There is only one, his name is DALE WILLEM STEYN and he is NUMBER ONE. Alpha, Omega, STEYN.”
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With the greatest respect, Mr Alex, you are talking through your hat. Many Hindus and Sikhs eat eggs and many more eat meat – and of course, Muslims eat anything except for a few types of meat and atheists/non-comitted eat whatever they want to. I suspect many of the Indian cricket team are not overly religious, so probably eat whatever their dieticians suggest.
Even if they were vego, plenty of ‘energy giving’ protein can come from sources other than meat – Avocadoes, nuts etc.
I realise you are just trolling, and I usually enjoy your rants but I’m concerned that someone with a need to create the ‘other’ based on belief might take this one seriously.
Holy crap! I saw the msg count and thought something interesting is happening in here. lol! I guess the newbies need to learn their way arnd spambots. Dont pay attention.
Bring on the dustbowl and all those piechuckers baby! Hardcore!!
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I seriously doubt any indian hindu family eat everyday meat. i can tell you now same next generation indian kids will be tall and well built in america. Basically eating burger everyday.
There are lot of reasons why indians do not eat meat. Affordability. So best way is develop a boarding school for all exceptionally tall kids…and they can even excel in other sports.
India can produce fast bowlers , all it need is allow scouting system/agent in cricket like in baseball. In baseball , scouts go around cuba ,wi and domican republic to see youngsters play and they gave money and guidence to some prospects for future recruitment.
If indian close knit BCCI shareholders allow that , then there is a chance we can keep finding diamond in the rough. At present all domestic cricket selections are relatives of local cricket board which are controlled by midgets who likes midgets. :D
You allow foreigner to be scout for indian fast bowler , u will find many many talented bowlers who never get a chance otherwise. if there is a hope for selection , there is lot of people will compete. At present door is closed. It is for “select” midget people.
With all the money BCCI have why not they start a school for fast bowling for kids?. MRF pace foundation is more of fixing faults in fast bowler than a school for prospects.
There is no hardcore , SA will rip apart india again in calcutta. And i would love to watch all jingoistic indians run for cover and hide.
India should have played all young prospect against bangladesh and that would have been selection for this test series. What they do? they want sachin to score century than winning a test against top class team. Kinda pathetic by selectors. Selectors are also afraid to rest the midget sachin. He is the sole reason indian team suck. :D
Alex isn’t who he says he is, I think. Has good ideas and a decent vocab (“jingoistic”) but leaves out articles so the sentences aren’t strung together. I’m suspicious…
Okay, no one should even be making a counter-point against Alex’s meat theory, as it would mean he’s making sense!
.-= Rishabh´s last blog ..Finest beard in the game =-.
what vitriol but I suppose it takes all kinds of characters
just wanted to say good post
Oh my GOD!?
Dale Steyn is turning into Andre Nel.
Good thing really as we need more criminally insane international cricketers.
Here’s hoping that Steyn and Sreesanth get to play in the same match. Having two criminally insane cricketers playing for different teams is going to be rather amusing.
We all know what happened when Nel and Sreesanth played against each other, so it’ll probably end up like that.
Steyn take wickets, Sreesanth not. Steyn is super!.
I may argue other side if sreesanth take 15 wickets in next Test. I will say monkey is beautiful. :D
At present steyn rocks. He owned indians in the first Test.