With Ricky Ponting possibly missing the boxing day test, Australia need a replacement.
A few names have been chucked around.
George Bailey. Smiles alot, finally having his break out season.
Shaun Marsh. Used to drink alot, finally making regular runs this season.
Michael Klinger. Makes alot of runs, usually by putting attacks to sleep.
Phil Hughes. Made a hundred recently, against an attack with Andrew McDonald opening the bowling.
Any random NSWales player. Due a cap, Usman to debut against Pakistanis could be tough.
Mark Cosgrove. Is making lots of runs, is eating lots of pizzas.
Mitchell Marsh. Is the talk of the town, has made no FC hundreds.
Adam Voges. Has no weddings planned, is missing a few runs.
David Hussey. Imagine that, no I can’t.
I am sure all of these players will get someone tooting their horn if Ponting’s arm doesn’t come good.
But fuck them all (sorry FPM).
I think Australia should go in a completely different direction altogether.
They need a cricketer who doesn’t take himself too seriously, one who has made over 500 runs in 6 games this year, one without corporate ambitions, and one who likes You Am I.
The choice is simple.
Smooth Eddie Cowan.
He is now officially sanctioned by cricket with balls.
Mr Hilditch, you may select him, smooth Eddie for Boxing day.
And he isn’t even Victorian.
He’s got my vote. Anyone who takes the piss out of Watson on Twitter’s done enough.
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and drop fucking hauritz!
You say he likes You Am I? Drop him to the Tazzy seconds.
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Ed’s one of our NSW players that had to leave due to our immense resources of talent. So yes I’m sure he’d go well.
Hughes has been picked.
Assuming Punter doesn’t play, that means that Watson doesn’t open. Does he bat 3?
What happens when Punter comes back? Watson back to opening?
I’m surprised that they’d break an opening partnership averaging 65.9 an innings.
Why am I the only one who wants Cam White out there? It’s difficult for me to admit, since he a bloody Victorian, but there you have it. I want Cam White.
But it’s gone to Hughes. It doesn’t matter that he still has spots, he plays for NSW.
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what aboit the hebrew hammer, double and a single ton recently…
Jamie, he is mentioned, but do we really want to feel asleep while watching.
Why don’t you just put a sheep there, and feed him chewing gum.
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