Australia picks a legspinner

There is no surprise that on the day that my book comes out is the day Australia has picked a Victorian on debut and a leg spinner, even if he doesn’t play.

This is obviously Cricket Australia’s way of apologising for ripping off my idea.

It is not enough; I would have preferred Bryce McGain.

So am I happy with Andrew Hildtich plucking Smith from his inner bowels?

For

Australia has picked a leg spinner.

He can bat.

He is a wicket taker in limited overs cricket.

He is baby faced.

His name is easy to remember.

His recent form with the bat is pretty tasty.

He has real actual talent.

Moises Henriques will be mad.

Against

Hauritz’s average would laugh at his first class average.

Shane Warne said he should not be picked yet.

He is a batsman who bowls; best way to ruin him is to pick him as a bowler.

It is the Waca for fucks sake.

Jason Krejza invented a super duper mystery ball, and none of us get to see him bowl it live.

Last week he said he bowled bad because the ball was sticky.

He is from NSWales.

Now he has to meet Ricky Ponting.

Get my book, you know, if you want, no pressure.

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0 thoughts on “Australia picks a legspinner

  1. Is Steve Smith a bowler who can bat a bit or a batsman who can bowl a bit? Couldn’t really find out during the CLT20…

    BTW, what’s up with Hilditch and baby-faced spinners? hmmm……
    .-= Cricket Tragic´s last blog ..I’m ashamed to say this but…. =-.

    • jrod says:

      CT, Good pick up. If I worked for a major paper the headline tomorrow would read, Hilditch in baby faced spinner scandal.

  2. Pete says:

    Smith is more of a batsman i’d say

  3. Looks like Smith is set to be doomed as the next Cameron White if he plays in the tests against Pakistan! :S
    .-= Cricket Tragic´s last blog ..I’m ashamed to say this but…. =-.

  4. Sach says:

    Another Smith?
    .-= Sach´s last blog ..The Dreaded Friend =-.

  5. Mock Wah says:

    Wassup wit Jon Holland ? treated like the Dutchman we know..
    .-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..B.B.O.T.D. – THE LESSER KNOWNS =-.

  6. The Gaz Man says:

    It is impressive to know the foreign minister bowls leg spin

  7. Winsome says:

    He bowls half-trackers ball after ball. Thank god he wasn’t picked.

    He has real batting talent, but you can’t pick spinners because they pick up slogger’s wickets in 20/20.

  8. Winsome says:

    Poor Shane Watson.

    Again.

    He’s funny.

  9. Winsome says:

    And there goes kat! Don’t they want tons?

  10. gboy says:

    why is oz crazy about leg-spin?

  11. Hewy says:

    I did make the call back in Nov (Jrod’s post on Haurtiz) that Steve Smith would be shoe-horned into the side at some point – but I thought it would be in the NZ tour. Can’t believe he would be selected on his current form, just ridiculous.

    Is it still 5 first-class wickets of which 3 were long-hops?

    Still, I guess they can’t destroy Krazys career by bowling him into the breeze at the WACA, then bring him back a year later to destroy his career again at the same ground. (Hint for Ricky: dart bowlers bowl into the wind at the WACA, loop bowlers bowl with it).

    Meanwhile back at the WACA, a really entertaining couple of hours of cricket was overshadowed when Krabich and Hus got together. Almost like some sort of crowd control measure, it sent a rowdy noisy crowd ready to take it up a notch, suddenly into a soporific state for two hours.

  12. News Reporter

    All you parents out there, if you have baby-faced children who can spin the ball, migrate to New Zealand with immediate effect!

    HAHAA!!!
    .-= Cricket Tragic´s last blog ..I’m ashamed to say this but…. =-.

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