chris gayle insults himself

After seeing his team dragged through the mud by the Australian media only to then play very well, Chris Gayle has decided to start his own bad press.

But not even the Australian press could make a blow this low.

“At the moment when Hauritz is bowling to me, it’s like I’m bowling to myself.”

Settle down Chris, your bowling isn’t that bad.

Nathan’s life hasn’t really been beer and skittles for a while now.

He missed the Oval, got out bowled at Adelaide, and now it looks like he has to prove he really belongs by bowling on a wicket that isn’t generally set up for spinners.

But to get dissed by a part timer, that is harsh.

Especially one who takes his bowling as seriously as Gayle.

With all this going on even I feel sorry for Hauritz.

So for the whole Waca test I will try not to stick the boot in to Little Nathan any more.

It is the least I can do.

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0 thoughts on “chris gayle insults himself

  1. Jay says:

    You’re crying a river. I can tell.

  2. dasw says:

    This is the second time that Gayle’s telling beforehand who he’s gonna go out to. As if this series wasn’t boring enough. ¬ ¬

  3. Sunny says:

    @dasw – that’s if gayle actually survives till nathan gets the ball. for a chilled out dude, gayle seems to be in too much hurry.

  4. BigBob says:

    This should be fun – will Hauritz bowl more overs, take more wickst and concede less runs than Gayle in Perth….

    Will Hussey be allowed to open, giving him 6 or 7 hours to grind out 15 awful runs….

    If Hussey opens, will Watson score a hundred down the order…

    Will Siddle’s hammy improve enough for him to take a few West Indian heads off….

    So much too look forward to!

  5. Mock Wah says:

    #NathanHauritzisGod Peace.
    .-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..B.B.O.T.D. – THE LESSER KNOWNS =-.

  6. Dustbinner says:

    I wasn’t convinced that My Lord NMH would even play at teh WACA, but now that you are giving him some support (or at least mocking him slightly less) he should definitely get the nod.
    .-= Dustbinner´s last blog ..On the third day of Christmas, Ricky Ponting gave to me … =-.

  7. Winsome says:

    I’d love to watch Hussey open. Cain’t never get enough of the unerring pain that is him at the wicket these days. He makes cricket look like the most ghastly game going.

    Marcus North has rather foolishly come out and backed him. North should watch hisself. He’ll be on the chopping block before the Musseyman.

  8. Rishabh says:

    Hussey opening would actually be a great move, allowing both him and Watson to settle into more comfortable roles!
    .-= Rishabh´s last blog ..Sehwag paints the field red =-.

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