cricket with balls to sue Cricket Australia

I understand that at Cricket Australia good ideas are hard to come by.

But stealing from a blog, that is just not on.

You may not have heard that Cricket Australia are thinking of having a reality show to find their Shane Warne replacement.

It is a laughable idea. As is proven by science, all people on reality TV are talentless.

And I say that as the person who came up with the concept of this.

Long term readers might remember that I once coined the phrase Australia’s next top spinner, and that I, noted international cricket blogger Jarrod Kimber, should be remunerated for any such use of my ideas.

You may think that this is a coincidence.

That Cricket Australia just came up with this thought independently of myself.

You cynical fool.

The report was written by none other than John Davison.

Yes, the John Davison, the cricket with balls pollstar.

Need you more proof now?

Ofcourse not.

Cricket Australia, I’ll take my payment in cash or James Sutherland/Andrew Hilditch resignations.

Or you could just buy every Australian cricket shareholder my book.

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0 thoughts on “cricket with balls to sue Cricket Australia

  1. Omair Zahid says:

    Bastards!

  2. Winsome says:

    I bet it was Warney who pitched it. He wants the presenting job. There are no depths….

  3. gboy says:

    or they can select jrod as the next top spinner

  4. “If there is a boo-boo, you must sue-sue.”

    Get paid!

  5. alex says:

    aussie getting rid of probot.

  6. CM says:

    Clearly they are trying to get you to return to Ozland and win this thing.

  7. exactly what CM said, Aussies are revering back to the most used formula

  8. Dustbinner says:

    Disliking finger spinners as you do, Jrod, and being the biggest critic of My Lord Nathan as a test cricketer, you would actually be the ideal host for this show – it could be a whole new career for you.
    .-= Dustbinner´s last blog ..Captain Kat vs. Rockin’ Ricky =-.

  9. Rob says:

    Go get them jrod.
    .-= Rob´s last blog ..England beat South Africa… again =-.

  10. ghurram says:

    just send them over to India will ya ? You’d find one every street !

  11. Reality TV? Oh my god, where do I sign up?? Do we get free text messages to harass ladies with?

    SKY tried reality TV not so long ago to find a new fast-bowler for England; this is where Darren Patinson came frome.
    .-= The Village Cricketer´s last blog ..One for the ladies, or it should have been =-.

  12. Mock Wah says:

    John Davison that prick, does this mean we get a new pollstar? :) no waaaaaaaayyy..
    .-= Mock Wah´s last blog ..B.B.O.T.D. – THE LESSER KNOWNS =-.

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