True story.
He was found drenched in blood underneath a pile of 2784 news articles about the end of his career/life.
Other than some paper cuts, and a sore elbow from trying to fight his way out, he is ok. He may even be fit enough to bowl again just after Christmas, if he doesn’t die again before then.
Life has been tough for Lee under all these news items. At times he even had Dizzy Gillespie and Mark Taylor sitting on the pile.
Lee is resilient, and even though his elbow is not working, he realises that it can come good, and that he might not be finished with yet.
He was also lucky that he hadn’t read any of the articles on him (they were all facing up), as that would have scarred him for life.
But he has a pulse, still bowled faster Walt Flanagan’s dog in India, and is not at the age he needs to be put down.
If he was 33 and was bowling at Stuart Clark’s pace I’d agree, fuck, I’d get the shovel, but he is 33, in an injury phase, but no need to bury him yet.
There is no guarantee he will ever get picked again, but that doesn’t mean he has to call the cooper to give his measurements just yet.
Ofcourse even if Lee was dead that wouldn’t stop him trying.
He is that sort of dude.
If he were dead he would probably try harder. And his ghost would be forever moving the bowler’s marker at the SCG.
but does he have a “stoner boner”?
If he’d just stop singing his signature would be worth asking for.
Are you sure those papers weren’t LEEthal?
I just hope he recovers from this latest injury and gets back to recording quality music again.
He’s a Punjabi, its obvious something as trivial as death wont stop him from sending deliveries straight behind the wk for four.
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Well Jrod , you sure should be the team physio, mate!!
tujhi aaichi gand madarchod, badwaa saala
woah ganpati,
are you swearing at jrod or brett lee?
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Yep, poor bastard you can play guitar with a rooted ankle, but you can’t strum with a busted elbow. It’s got to be hell for the boy.
Bingo wil b back wit a bang…bugger need to let go tests r too much fo da breaking body and shud keep pla odi’s
I heard sachin tendulkar takes a 12 incher up his rear end