Comments on: Shoaib Ahktar is beyond satire

By: Rohit

Rohit — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:41:09 +0000

@Khan…

Aamer bowls 148kms?? Is that the length of his run up? Could lead to injuries. Have the PCB tried to stop him from running in for every ball? Coz it cant be 148km/s either!

@jrod..

I get what you’re saying. If you had the same guy getting genital warts and liposuction done a few days it would cease to be funny. It stays funny because it’s the truth!

By: kala kutta

kala kutta — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:36:58 +0000

Get into the team again or not, he’ll continue to thrive on self-embarrassment and remain oblivious enough to keep it up for our entertainment.
But you got to give it to him – he’s getting old for a lot of shit but still getting laid left and right, and there you have young bowlers like Sohail Khan and Wahab Riaz struggling to even unlock the secrets of getting pussy. lol

By: Less Shoaib Akhtar | Crucket

Less Shoaib Akhtar | Crucket — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:52:08 +0000

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By: Khan

Khan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:45:37 +0000

shoaib is just a super talented guy. who coudnt deal well with the stardom and celebrity status. hez just over spoiled. losing the art that gave him everything.

By the way pakistan is already facing selection problems having fast bowlers like:
Asif, umer gul, suhail tanveer, Rana naveed, young Amir, razzaq and afridi already play as a bowling allrounders. with you cannot drop saeed ajmal. you gota chose 2 bowlers from those above mentioned 5. shoaib included its 6 then…..

Pakistan is better off with out shoaib. Amir can bowl upto 148 Kms

By: jogesh99

jogesh99 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:20:25 +0000

We are going to lose big time Saurav. Murali and Herath on 4th and 5th day tracks, with a 300+ lead.

By: Saurav ganguly

Saurav ganguly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:54:17 +0000

by the by, India is battling Sri lanka about 15 Miles from where I am right now. But the pitch is so hopelessly boring, there is no point going. I mean I could be there in 10 mins with my VIP pass, but whats the point really.

I have realized something about the Indian cricket team, it just wants to match its performance to whichever team they are playing. If they are playing aussies, they will be very very agressive (except the last series), if they are playing a docile SL team, they will be likewise. They just go with the flow, no tension, no stress. I love my team!

By: Saurav ganguly

Saurav ganguly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:49:37 +0000

lol shoaib is such a joke. someone gave me a piece of advice, it goes like this “try to be like wasim akram not shoaib akhtar:…truer advice has never been given.
are fast bowlers in general susceptible to such volatile behaviour because well thas what makes them fast bowlers ? do we know of a genial fast bowler ?

By: Jamie64

Jamie64 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:17:05 +0000

Next James Bond…

By: Ceci

Ceci — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:21:07 +0000

He's bliss isn't he - just too many clean-living sensible cricketers out there...

By: Steam Wah

Steam Wah — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:20:44 +0000

@ poopsie - got that spot on! .-= Steam Wah´s last blog ..B.B.O.T.D -Toe Crusher =-.