Moises Henriques is assaulted

Case # 09588460CPD Title Assault
Report # 09157760CPD.1 Subject 254 – Assault
Location Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium
City Uppal, Hyderabad Zone 7
Precinct 13 District 160
Occurred 16/10/2009
Between N/A
Report Date 16/10/2009 11:00:08 PM
Reported By Sergeant Jrod Badge 1331

The victim stated that he was in Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium at the above location on the above time and date.

The victim stated that he was asked to bowl by his captain (SK) he was when savagely beaten for 4 or 5 times by Suspect 1 (KP).

The victim stated that he advised the captain that he had been beaten.

The victim stated that captain advised him that he would have to go back to face up to the suspect.

The victim then said that the Suspect 1 then grabbed him and and beat him three more times around the head, then suggested the victim leave.

The victim’s teammates then carried the victim off the ground.

The captain then advised the victim that he was a disgrace to his uniform.

The victim then used profanity towards the captain.

To prevent an escalation the victim’s teammates stepped in and handed the victim to local ambulance staff.

The victim has submitted this as evidence.

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0 thoughts on “Moises Henriques is assaulted

  1. hi says:

    Still KP could not beat SJ’s record of 17 ball 50

  2. hi says:

    and YS record of 12 balls

  3. The coming of a second KP – crikey!

  4. Sunny says:

    i wanna know where simon katich got his copious amounts of ganja as there is no other way to explain how moistness got the last over.

  5. Lou says:

    That was mean, wasn’t it? Rubbing his nose in it.

  6. bucva says:

    If Henriques was assaulted, there really aren’t words to describe Mishra’s figures are there?

    4-0-59-0

  7. jrod says:

    bucva, murder?

  8. steve says:

    I see the VIcs were totally destroyed by the Cobras – at least the Blues put up a fight.

    Where’s the funny post about your boys’annihilation, jrod?

  9. jrod says:

    Steve, nothing funny happened, i only do funny. Vics were shit, yet somehow it took longer for the cobras to beat them than it took T&T, vics could have done with a spell like Moise’s to end the pain.

  10. steve says:

    jrod, I thought it was funny – no runs, no wickets, (well, one), no nothing much at all. The Blues were winning, then losing, then beaten, but the Vics … just … failed …

  11. jrod says:

    If I was going to write about Victoria have shit games, there would be alot of posts here.

  12. steve says:

    Actually, I would have liked them both to win, go on to the semis, thrash everybody and meet each other in the final.

    Failing that, I hope the Saffer teams do it instead

    Just as long as none of the IPL teams get there. Now that, would be funny!

  13. jrod says:

    All IPL teams are now officially out. And Vics and NSWales will both be in the semis. They might play each other in the semis, depending on the results. Cobras and T&T now look the better teams.

  14. ghurram says:

    It gotta be T&T – They’re winning !!!

  15. I see the potentially named ‘EPL’teams from the Twenty20 hotbed that is English County Cricket have had a brilliant tournament as well!!

  16. Lou says:

    Moises isn’t exactly an orphan now is he? All T & T monstered the Eagles.

  17. alex says:

    T&T as a team molested eagles. T&T is good team because of darren ganga. He brings the X factor. They have sloggers but someone have to say go smack every ball.

    I think darren ganga shines in bowling changes and fielding changes. never panicked.

    Very impressive. He should be WI captain even if his batting sucks.

    They can be formidable if they can find 3 Tall 150km fast bowlers.

    On the thought of molestation , Srikkanth (indian chief selector) scratching his head how did i selected Amit misra against aussies. Aussies watched how ross taylor annihilated amit mishra.

    The problem is amit mishra has a small hand (all midgets do), he can’t put enough revolution on the ball. He is like a slow bolwer. Even mishit will land outside boundary.

  18. Moses says:

    3 overs 3/11.
    Seems he has redeemed himself

  19. Lou says:

    You know, I reckon Brett Lee is chucking. He is trying too hard to bowl really fast to get his place back in the test team.

    Am I being nasty here? I have found it pretty ghastly to watch from certain angles.

  20. Moses says:

    @Lou we’ve got Aaron Bird in the squad if you want to see some proper chucking

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