Luke Pomersbach, the man who stretched out Brad Hodge’s shirt once and hits the ball like it is a paedophile, has been granted a special driver’s license.
You may remember when he got drunk, crashed his car a few times and attacked a police officer, well in Perth that means you get an extraordinary driver’s license of four days a week.
If you beat the cop to death, you can only drive 2 days a week.
Harsh, but fair.
The magistrate was worried that by taking his license away he would suffer hardship.
If you drive that drunk you probably deserve some fucken hardship.
Little known fact, in Perth they have no taxis.
They do have public transport, but Luke doesn’t know how to use it.
He actually said that, out loud, to people. WAy to get the public sympathising with you, Luke.
He hasn’t caught a bus since high school, and as well all know public transport has changed so much in the last 7 years, they have hoverbuses now and you have to know the secret code word to get on.
I like Luke Pomersbach as a batsman, and I hope he comes back from his troubles, but come on, it’s a bus, that lady who spits in plastic bags has worked it out.
When I was young i caught a train to the bus, and then walked, took me about 70 minutes on a good day.
If any future cricketers fail to get an extraordinary license I can come over as a consultant, am happy to do so.
When I lived in Perth there was one taxi company. We lived in Joondalup, which in those days was a way out, and you couldn’t get a taxi to come out there if they could get a job more centrally – so the taxi company would take your booking and tell you the cab was on its way and you would stand around for hours wondering what the f**k happened. They could do whatever they wanted because you couldn’t exactly call their opposition could you? I assume then, that they have gone out of business. Can’t imagine why.
The public used to be shite as well, but it seems to have improved. When I was last there – 2 years ago – there was a new trainline and the joondalup line had been extended further out. A far cry from my high school days in Midland when the Midland – Freo trip took half a day!
That is very funny, lazy sod.
BUT public transport in Perth is pretty shite unless you live near a trainline. You might as well be in bloody America, they are getting rid of footpaths in the new suburbs.
But he should be made to walk or get driven by his mum. If you are going to behave like a delinquent teenager…
If he is going to behave like a delinquent teenager in Perth, he should be made to hitch down Wanneroo road … or was that just me and my delinquent teenage friends?
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I did Stirling Highway meself, only way to get to the beach some days.
Why dont he get a chauffeur and maybe a stretch limo?
Why doesn’t he just run to work? Or does he only run in sand dunes, whilst being pursued by a bloodhound?
He still has a long way to go to match Dhoni – that twit drives an inconspicuous hummer in crowded Indian streets, demands more Z+ security, and then gives them the slip for the infantile thrill of it.
Running to work…nice way to maintain fitness.
He should follow the example of Kapil Dev who once cycled his way to the airport to catch a plane. Or was that just an ad?
HARSH!