Cricket With Balls turns two

And the cricket world doesn’t deserve us.

Cheeky cricketeting fuckers with their ICC tournaments, contract problems and failure to kill the 50 over game.

For 2 years I have tried my ass off to fix cricket, and nothing.

Lalit Modi still owns most of it.

Tony Grieg still commentates on it.

And Shane Watson still plays it, occasionally.

Cricket hasn’t learnt anything from me.

Fuck knows I’ve tried.

Fucken bum sniffing wank monkeys the lot of them.

I feel like pissing all over world cricket right now.

Maybe smearing my crap on it.

And then crying a little in the corner.

I just want cricket my way.

So I shall stay around, pissing, shitting, and crying on cricket until it does what I want.

Like any good two year old.

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0 thoughts on “Cricket With Balls turns two

  1. Homer says:

    You little baby you… Congratulations!!

  2. Leg Break says:

    Are you going to be offering a prize for the most gut-wrenching sycophantic comment on this thread?

  3. Sach says:

    At least Graem Smith is not a fucktard anymore.
    That’s a start.
    Keep going Uncle J.

  4. Brett says:

    Happy blogging birthday! Treat yourself to a double Dilscoop!!

  5. Aura Australis says:

    Don’t worry, one day Lalit will be caught with a few kilos, Tony G will choke himself on a microphone and Watto will spontaneously combust. It’s just a matter of time.

    Now stop being so fucking negative.

    M. smack him please.

  6. Sid says:

    two much two soon !! :)

    cheers

  7. happy bored day cwb!!

  8. batting in ned kelly's helmet says:

    You did get Bryce McGain picked in the Test side. And look how that turned out.

  9. theskiver says:

    Come on, folks. What other cricket blog gives you copraphilia and copralalia in one succinct post?

  10. adverbin says:

    Many happy returns.
    And thank you for Dirk.

  11. Doyle says:

    Happy Birthday Balls

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