Just got back from the oval.
Abused Shane Watson.
Laughed at the many fucks between the wickets.
Couldn’t believe Andy Flower didn’t have a sniper up on the Archbishop Tennison’s school to take out Ravi Bopara.
Probably pissed myself when Sidebottom left the 3rd last ball of the innings.
But the overwhelming feeling I had was Meh.
Complete Meh.
It came down to the last ball, the crowd were going mental, and an aussie bogan chick dropped a beer on a prim and proper chick, but meh.
Maybe it is me.
But I doubt I’ll go to another one.
I just don’t feel it.
When you are abusing Shane Watson and it doesn’t make you happy, you know there is something wrong.
Need to raise your spirits? Search out some photos/footage of the progress of Jesse’s new facial hair from the two T20s.
Till Wright and Rashid slogged, the England batting was fuckall. Bopara finally played the Test inning against Australia he dreamed of playing all his childhood. Pity it had to come in an ODI.
Who’s Jesse?
sorry i missed you, i thought Colly getting applauded for getting out was fun.
Brett lee has an arse that you could bend tempered steel with
Glad to read that it was as tedious in the flesh as it looked on the idiot box. How boring can two teams be?
Where are the kiwis when you need them? They’d flog both these teams on current form. Hell, I suspect Bangladesh are panting to play them.
Heavens I just saw Ryder’s attempts at the face fuzz. He looks sleazy as.
Has anyone noticed that Shane Watson hasn’t even cut himself shaving on this tour? I had been expecting him getting a crotch burn from spilling a hot cup of tea at the very least.
Observer, He got injured after the first warm up game, or before it I think.
He did and it was before the first warm-up game, probably a record even for him.
If you’re abusing Shane Watson and it doesn’t make you happy you might want to think about seeing a doctor.
Uncie J,
I think you should stop blogging about ODI’s entirely- they are so meek and spirit sapping. When I think of ODI’s I just think of a old sick dog on it’s last legs. For the sake of mercy, it needs to be put down ASAP.