I have this taxi driver called Aziz.
I don’t actually own him, but he works for the local mini-cab company and I have used him a couple of times.
Aziz is Guyanese, and a top bloke.
We always talk about cricket.
He knows his shit.
Today I asked him about the Windies player’s strike:
“If the players play well, they should get paid. If they’d don’t they should. And this mob don’t”.
It is a fair call.
But why do people only ever say things like that about players?
The WICB don’t deserve anything other than a 3 second warning before letting the players go after them with chainsaws.
Of all the dud administracrats in world cricket, the Windies are a special breed of fuckwits.
Sending a team of club cricketers to a global tournament because your players refuse to put up with your shitness is not good enough.
If the ICC ever did a search for their balls, they would ban step in clean up the bullshit and fix Windies cricket.
Cricket doesn’t need a 7th string West Indies line up pissing around in a world tournament, even a world tournament as useless and shitty as this.
Stop fucking with sticky tape, trumpets and other shit and actually front up and look after the game of cricket.
Because I now have a balls army behind me, and if I have to start a campaign to bring down the ICC i fucken will.
Get the real windies players in, stop fucking around with your team, and i will leave you alone.
I want to start a campaign to get Ian Bell to shave his head. Maybe we should join forces?
I think, though i am not sure, that Jrod is getting married today. Dirk Nannes is also making his ODI debut for Australia.
I know it is meant to be the happiest day of your life, Jrod, but isn’t that too much happiness for one day? Are you being greedy?
That’s a great idea, Leading Edge. If we can start getting him to drink a few more beers as well he might soon become the Dwayne Leverock of English cricket.
Haha. I think I’ve got a valid point. Bell needs to realise he needs to toughen up and straighten up, what better way to symbolically show that via a ritualistic head shaving, ala David Beckham circa 1998? He’d look tough as nuts.
Hmm, suspicious. Didn’t something significant happen to jrod when Bryce made his debut?
If it is then good luck old chap.
Pat, if we could get Bell to move from alcopops to beer it would be a good start.