According to Lawrence Booth’s twitter feed (yes it is a little wrong he is on twitter) Graham Onions said this is reference to Lily Allen saying she wouldn’t mind a test of Onions.
“She’s obviously not seen me in real life. She’s a great singer. It would be a pleasure to meet her. I’ve got a girlfriend.”
Firstly, and I say this as someone who doesn’t mind Lily Allen, she isn’t a great singer. She isn’t Jill Scott or Antony from Antony and the Johnsons.
More importantly look at the way Onions put this, “It would be great to meet her. I’ve got a girlfriend.”
Quite obviously Onions is thinking of himself, Allen and girlfriend in raunchy threesome.
Not a dull threesome.
Ofcourse he is thinking of that, Lily thinks he is hot, his girlfriend thinks he is hot, what not combine the two women who have this mutual interest.
If he is not thinking that then he doesn’t deserve his girlfriend or Lily Allen.
Talking about Lily Allen if she were a cricketer she would be a keeper, yapping in your ear and generally annoying the fuck out of you.
she’d be quick behind the stumps though.
wander out of the crease and she’ll have your bails off before you can say ‘im being taken over by the fear’.
Definitely, Jrod. If Lily Allen were a cricketer, she’d be Matt Prior.
That’s Onions, innit; only performs when it’s swinging.
/coat
No! No! No! The mental image of Lily Allen, G.Onions, and girlfriend [whoever she is] doing dirty dirty things with pickled onions in a three-way tie-up is enough to put you off porn for life.