Comments on: conspiracy

By: 2nd Slip

2nd Slip — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:34:25 +0000

Gentlemen - Lara Bingle = Michael Clarke's better half. Lara pics - Not safe for those with weak hearts

By: Dhananjay Mhatre

Dhananjay Mhatre — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:43:30 +0000

That Lara thing had me confused as well, Rudi.

By: Jamie64

Jamie64 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:44:27 +0000

Please tell me that Rudi is not going to be involved in any more of the tests. Fuck me, I doubt he could get a decision right if he was the third umpire.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:02:39 +0000

Took me a while to realise you weren’t talking about Brian Lara there, Rudi.

By: AndyS

AndyS — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:39:22 +0000

the only conspiracy is the ecb clearly telling strauss to be an idiot as 1-0 going into the last 2 tests will sell more 5th day tickets than 2-0

By: Lou

Lou — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:07:22 +0000

Notice how we only lost 3 wickets today? No crap decisions from Rudi makes quite a difference, doesn’t it?

Well OK, it looks like Watson didn’t hit it, but that is only one. Not three.

By: Rudi's Less Evil Twin

Rudi's Less Evil Twin — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:05:04 +0000

Yeah he’s turned into a massive tosser.

Let me say it first, Australia will take momentum from today into the next match. Mo fucking mentum.

We don’t need a fucking aura as long as we have mo fucking mentum.

Why does Clarke deserve so much luck? Surely after scoring Lara he has none left. Must have dirt on the devil.

And yeah without overcast shit weather da ball don’t swing. Which means swing bowlers are … vampires. Yep its true!

Lovely to see Strauss lose his new found demeanour at the end there. Go back to your natural state of dispair fucker.

By: Lou

Lou — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:59:37 +0000

He was telling Anderson that if he takes a wicket and goes down on one knee claiming deification, that Jimmy has to run over and help him up as his knee will lock and he will be stuck there forever, striking that pose.