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West Indies fast bowler Kemar Roach and his team have been dealt misery on top of their one-day series loss to Bangladesh after being fined for breach of the International Cricket Council code of conduct.

Roach was docked 10 per cent of his match fee after he was charged for bowling shit. Bangladesh captain Shakib Al Hasan made the complaint in Tuesday’s second one-dayer in Dominica, which the visitors won by three wickets. Al Hasan said, “our boys have been fined over the years for bowling shit, but Kemar’s spell was just horrendous, a pile of unwatchable unplayable filth, and it simply had to be brought to the officials attention”.

He was barred from bowling by the umpire after he bowled a second over of shit and was then summoned for a hearing before the ICC match referee Roshan Mahanama after the game.

West Indies captain Floyd Reifer was handed an official reprimand for failing to ensure his team was any good, the ICC said on Wednesday.

The hosts were also penalised for shit batting.

Skipper Reifer was fined 10 per cent of his match fee and his team mates five per cent of their fees for not looking like international cricketers.

Rawl Lewis is under special investigation. Roshan Mahanama said he could not believe that he was allowed onto the field in any role other than as groundsman. “He is simply not an international cricketer’s asshole, and the ICC have asked me for a full report into the incident”.

Bangladesh recorded their first one-day series success over a current test-playing nation after securing a 2-0 lead with one match remaining.

They also won the preceding Test series, after West Indies chose to field a side with shit players in it.