fart in a tea cup ashes story

Justin Langer says he would play in the ashes if asked.

He was clearly taking the piss.

a) because he wouldn’t be asked.

b) because he wouldn’t play.

c) because oh derr.

Please Mr Newspapermen, don’t fuck us.

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0 thoughts on “fart in a tea cup ashes story

  1. Hewy says:

    d) apparently there’s some rule about having to be in a State squad to be eligible to play for Australia.

    Mind you, wasn’t it only a few weeks ago he said he wanted to play for WA again, but only if he was captain. That made Marcus North double-take.

    Methinks he should just stop talking to the press. Or just stop talking.

  2. For a second I was thinking you should rename this “Langer is better than you.”

  3. Gigi says:

    Andrew Ridgeley would join George Michael on a world tour if asked, even if it was just to make the tea backstage.

  4. poopsie says:

    Exactly PDP – the same press have been selling the same story about Watson, and he is CLEARLY taking the piss

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