I am not the one

A few people have commented on here that I am being mentioned on the news.

 

I am the 5% of fucked up shit, they don’t mention people like me in the news.

 

The Australian journalist who has swine flue that is being mentioned on the news is Ben Dorries.

 

As, unlike me, he has ECB accredited accreditation type pass, access to the players, a major newspaper to write for, and quite a few people know of him.

 

I am far removed from all that.

 

The only way of me getting in the news for swine flu would be if David Frith died from it, and someone worked out that I had interviewed him and probably gave it to him.

 

Then the headline would be, “Filthy Aussie Blogger kills Living Legend”.

 

If you see that headline, that is probably me.

 

But anything that says the word journalist you can be assured it probably isn’t me.

 

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0 thoughts on “I am not the one

  1. AndyinBrum says:

    if he died from swine flu he’d hardly be a “living” legend, unless i’ve missed something

    Hope you and Missus Jrod get better soon

  2. Hewy says:

    Surely an opportunity to freshen up the extensive CWB merchandise with a new swine flu range?
    “CWB – Spreading Swine Flu since last Monday”

  3. AndyinBrum says:

    “The only Aussie to catch something this week, eh Ricky?”

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