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For a little while now you have been hanging out with a young stud. He is well built in every way, very accommodating to your needs, and has a phenomenal success rate when it comes to getting you off.
There aren’t many lovers like him. Most of his ilk don’t last very long, you know a friend of yours had one like him once and hasn’t stopped talking about him since.
Mitchell is great, but he is not perfect. You have had better, but not much better, at this time and place he is far better than any other option you have.
During one particularly savage love making session he does something that he has never done before, and you melt.
He minds your magic spot, and you know if you can train him how to do this regularly you will never ever want to leave Mitchell.
So you tell him how he did it, and you show him how to continue to do it.
He doesn’t get it right very much, but when he does you are so damn orgasmic you hardly notice he only does it on the very rare occasion.
Eventually it is all you can think of and every time you and him are in action you ask for it, “Come on Mitchell, give me want I want big boy, I know you can do it”.
Sometimes he struggles, but you guide him, teach him, explain it to him, and he eventually gets it right.
Then you go on holiday together, it is your first really special holiday, and all you can think of is Mitchell and your magic spot.
The first few times he can’t do it, but he assures you he is just getting used to being on holiday and that he will come good.
You trust him, but you can’t help but give him some advice, being that lovely chap he is, he takes it. It doesn’t help him though. It just clouds his judgment.
Suddenly even his old loving making skills break down, now he is like a teenage boy with a hard on for the first time.
You see him falling apart, and you give him more and more advice, but the more you give him the worse he gets.
Now he is ejaculating before entry, and some of it goes in your eye.
But you remain calm. You know that at times he took you to places few have taken you to before, so you stay by him.
It isn’t easy. And you now stop giving him advice altogether, not because you don’t want to see him at his best, but because when you do he can no longer get an erection.
When you stop talking to him he does seem to get a little better, now all you need to do is learn to shut up and hope he comes good.
Pissing my pants
Unlike Mitch, jrod finds the magic spot every time.
I agree with his mum, it’s that new woman of his. Mum told him all about the dangers of tongue studs and yeast infections, now look what’s happened.
Jrod,
Have you considered, that you might be gay?
We haven’t heard about Natalie, or even Elise, for ages.
But we’re getting more and more of your sexual fantasies about (male) cricketers.
Poor mitch, he’s playing with unfamiliar balls and having to compensate for your slope, no wonder he can’t find that magic spot.
Brilliant!
Moses,
every-time I approach your website, I get warned off.
What are you hiding there?!
It’s never easy to perform when you’re thinking of mum!
Warned off? It’s working fine as far as I know… what browser / OS are you using?
Matt:
Pissed your pants? Mate – I jizzed in mine!
Keep it “up” jrod! Classic stuff.
A dissappointingly crude post Jrod. You do some really funny stuff, and some real crap. This one is real crap.
Moses, I get a warning (Mac, Safari) because of xcount.cc. Google’s safe browsing diagnostic is here.
Feel guilty reading it Jrod, I wonder if the Karate Chick is thinking along the same lines (and length)?
Gigi. Spot on !! Mums can be a pain in the arse but they are often right.
Moses
I’m on the same as David Barry – Safari/Mac.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Brilliant.
Maybe he was just a one series stand? Christ I hope not.
Steveharmison, I have no idea whether to take taht comment seriously based on your name.
Steve, Have had about 12 in bed withs, to 70 odd mentions of Natalie alone, so I am no more than 20% gay at most. One day I will do a in bed with about a woman cricketer I’m sure.
hahaha that was the funniest shit i have read in a while.
you rock jrod. keep them coming!
oh good, i kind of fancy Ellyse Perry
“oh good, i kind of fancy Ellyse Perry”
so does the rest of the women’s cricket team.