The Punch gets all Dean Jones on the Muslims

I was really worried that without Australia and India playing there would be no real racism in this Ashes, lucky for me Uncle Rupert’s new “blog” has stepped up:

“The question “Did the Poms cheat?” was perhaps put most succintly by mate Steve, watching the game online in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, who inquired via text message in the final few overs this morning: “WHY IS THERE A MEMBER OF AL QAEDA HOLDING A F***ING GLOVE AND A FAT POM IN A TRACKSUIT OUT IN THE MIDDLE?” It’s a fair if offensively-crafted question, and one which is now on every Australian mind, none more so than Ricky Ponting.”

Who knew the quesion “Did the Poms cheat?” could be said most succintly by calling a Muslim a terrorist.

I hand’t even thought of that angle.

Otherwise I would have lead with the headline, “England cheat and use terror glover in their attack”.

Dean Jone’s does not write the for the Punch, but perhaps he should make a few calls.

We all know the real reason Australia didn’t win this match, and it has nothing to do with Muslim extremists, it is the IPL’s fault.

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0 thoughts on “The Punch gets all Dean Jones on the Muslims

  1. Jay says:

    If you object to this it’s just political correctness gone mad.

  2. a says:

    -____-

    “We are not amused.”

    I don’t call Westerners Palestinian-killers, colonialist bastards, Afghanistan’s ravagers, or anything else.

    That’s because they’re not.

    And so-called Islamic extremists are neither true Muslims nor in the majority. They are terrorists plain and simple and have nothing to do with cricket.

  3. Leg Break says:

    Jay; the term political correctness gone mad is actually lazy clichéd rhetoric gone stale.

    England 12th men (who aren’t really 12th men) in Ashes series is England is becoming quite a theme

  4. Jay says:

    leg break, I’m sorry you didn’t take my comment with the gravitus in which it was written.

    jrod, can I just call him a wanker?

  5. Leg Break says:

    And to continue with the racial stereotyping, fancy “my good mate Steve” coming from one of the redneck pigshit American flyover states.

  6. miriam says:

    The physio with the moobs is Aussie, anyway.

    miriam’s last blog post..The Punch gets all Dean Jones on the Muslims

  7. Jay says:

    jrod, cheers for yon blessings.

    Dean Jones,

    wanker.

    Res ipsa loquitor.

  8. nick says:

    You can know award yourself 2 Stuff White People Like status points.

  9. that said, i never thought i would see the day with so many beardo’s in test whites. MoYo, Amla, Bilal Shafayat. we could add inzi to that list too i suppose. is this the golden age of bearded cricketers?

    karachikhatmal’s last blog post..Phallic Phallacies

  10. Gala says:

    Don’t forget Afridi! <3

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