He is, here is the twitter proof.
It can be the only explanation for the fact he has 5 wickets in this test match.
There can be no other reason for Andrew Strauss edging a short ball or Matt Prior punching a ball to slip.
Obviously he is not the god, but maybe he is a weird Nordic one, Glúmr: the god of lucky wickets.
It can be the only explanation, as for KP, Green and Gold Rugby has him worked out.
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who would you have taken if Johnson went mano a mano with Pietersen?
Would be a decent contest, Pietersen has reach. Johnson a boxers body.
I’d back Johnson, despite the faggy tongue ring i think he could fight.
I’d rather fight Johnson than his missus – Australian Karate Champion
Moses’s last blog post..KP is a twat
Funnily enough, I used to think that about Swann and Panesar (and all SA spinners). I thought maybe the batsmen distracted themselves with a giggle.
Rob’s last blog post..High drama in Cardiff
Cunning English batsmen, getting out to Hauritz to ensure his place for the whole series.