Brett Lee is out of the first test. This is how it happened.
“So the LORD Hilditch caused a deep sleep to fall upon the quickie and he slept; then He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. The LORD Hilditch fashioned into a spinner the rib which He had taken from the quickie, and brought the spinner to the man. The quickie said, “This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; He shall be called Nathan Hauritz, Because he was taken out of a real Man.”
OK that probably didn’t happen.
It is more likely is that Hauritz, Hilfenhaus or Clark struck Lee in his sleep.
Other sportsmen who have had this injury recently are Floyd Mayweather Jnr and Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys.
I can understand a boxer and a Quarterback tearing their rib cartilage, but a bowler?
Either Hauritz dropped a piano on him, Hilfenhaus threw bricks, or Stuart Clark hit him with school books. Ok those also probably didn’t happen either.
Or was it this?
Im gonna go out on a limb and say it was the alien.
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I reckon it was a plot by Siddle. He got tired of Lee’s big-noting mouth. Too much competition with his own.
Or Twatto, wanting to prove he’s not the only dumb blonde in the camp