Reasons Harmy should and shouldn’t play in the Ashes

Should: He is a bit mental.

Shouldn’t: He is a bit mental

Should: He gets freakish bounce.

Shouldn’t: He bowls to second slip.

Should: He is fast, experienced and hungry.

Shouldn’t: He is a gerbil crossed with an electric tie organiser.

Should: Phil Hughes can’t play him.

Shouldn’t: Phil Hughes also can’t play Pepsi Sandri either.

Should: Freddie will look after him.

Shouldn’t: Freddie can’t look after his fucking self.

Should: Harmy plays good in England.

Shouldn’t: The first test is in Wales.

Should: Harmy loves playing in the Ashes.

Shouldn’t: He averages 42 in the Ashes.

Should: Will either excite us with great cricket, or make us laugh by playing shit.

Shouldn’t: Will probably make at least one side cry.

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0 thoughts on “Reasons Harmy should and shouldn’t play in the Ashes

  1. Omair Zahid says:

    So all in all, it’s an overwhelming advertisement for playing Harmy.

  2. Dave says:

    Don’t pick him, he’s fucking soft.

  3. hi says:

    harmison will be included in the second test after England lose the first

  4. Ceci says:

    Fuck off Dave

  5. 2nd Slip says:

    Do pick him, he’s fucking soft.

  6. poopsie says:

    you cant fuck if you are soft

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