Should: He is a bit mental.
Shouldn’t: He is a bit mental
Should: He gets freakish bounce.
Shouldn’t: He bowls to second slip.
Should: He is fast, experienced and hungry.
Shouldn’t: He is a gerbil crossed with an electric tie organiser.
Should: Phil Hughes can’t play him.
Shouldn’t: Phil Hughes also can’t play Pepsi Sandri either.
Should: Freddie will look after him.
Shouldn’t: Freddie can’t look after his fucking self.
Should: Harmy plays good in England.
Shouldn’t: The first test is in Wales.
Should: Harmy loves playing in the Ashes.
Shouldn’t: He averages 42 in the Ashes.
Should: Will either excite us with great cricket, or make us laugh by playing shit.
Shouldn’t: Will probably make at least one side cry.
So all in all, it’s an overwhelming advertisement for playing Harmy.
Don’t pick him, he’s fucking soft.
harmison will be included in the second test after England lose the first
Fuck off Dave
Do pick him, he’s fucking soft.
you cant fuck if you are soft