Andrew Bichel was a poor 12th man.
He couldn’t cut oranges correctly, his pouring of drinks was below par, and he would go around sniffing other players boxes while the boys were out on the field.
The reason he was 12th man was because he was thought of as Australia’s lucky charm.
Instead of the Australian team going through all their normal superstitions, Bichel would do that for them.
At various times he didn’t shave or wash, refrained from masturbation during matches, had to hop on one leg for the entirity of a Steve Waugh innings, and had to dress up as player’s wives and perform their womanly duties so the players felt at home.
This, and this alone, was the reason he was 12th man so much.
He was a poor 12th man Jrod? Sounds as though he was a jolly good one
Glenn McGrath always said “the Bitch” sucked a great cock
Bic loved being 12th man because he was a team player and it meant keeping another Victorian out of the team. Everyone hates Victorians’ because they whinge incessitantly and bring team morale down. If there wasn’t a quota system none would play for Australia.