Michael Vaughan cannot win the Ashes

As it appears he is not good enough to warrant a place in England’s pre-ashes training squad of 16.

How is this so?

Do they not know that he is the winner of the 2005 Ashes?

Heretics.

Australia must be favourites now.

Look at the losers and malcontents they have picked before him.

Andrew Strauss (captain) James Anderson Ian Bell Ravinder Bopara Tim Bresnan  Stuart Broad Paul Collingwood Alastair Cook Andrew Flintoff Graham Onions  Monty Panesar Kevin Pietersen Matt Prior Adil Rashid Ryan Sidebottom Graeme Swann

Ian Bell; that weird little boy who doesn’t make runs.

Ravinder Bopara; a rough Essex lad who didn’t go to a public school.

Tim Bresnan; the portly all rounder who can’t tuck his shirt in.

Graeme Swann; a singer in a terrible pub band.

Ryan Sidebottom; a guy who looks like he should be a drummer in a terrible cover band.

Dreadful.

The England should be ashamed of themselves for not picking a man as wonderfully British as Michael Vaughan.

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0 thoughts on “Michael Vaughan cannot win the Ashes

  1. poopsie says:

    Apparently they had scratched Vaughan even before Jones

  2. jamie64 says:

    Jones is Welsh, nuff said…

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