I know what you are thinking, “Jrod hasn’t told us who will win the World T20 thingy, how will we watch the game knowing this”.
Settle down sunshine, here is my guess.
Nether team will win, instead a giant squid will attack Lord’s killing everyone, especially the children and smurf dancers.
If that doesn’t happen I am torn.
Once Australia and India looked rubbish i thought Sri Lanka would win.
But…
I expected them to play the probotic children of the mechanic revolution (South Africa), and thusly win easily with their wizards and demons.
Now they are playing Pakistan, who has 5 bowlers I would trust more than Sri Lanka’s Junk bowlers (Sorry, Lego Hair Udana and Angelo), and I am unsure.
Sri Lanka still has the freakish team, but so does Pakistan, and they look more in form.
So i will go out on a limb and choose my third differernt winner of the tournament, Pakistan.
Shahid Afridi is almost as sexy as Natalie Portman at the moment, and he made me use this sentence on twiiter recently, “Afridi saluting the crowd is the moment I am more sexually attracted to a man than i feel comfortable with.”
Pakistan for me.
If Sri Lanka win I will go back to my original (read second) choice that the Lankans can win.
And for the women’s, I will remain loyal to my original (really) thoughts that the Kiwi side will win.
Unless England and CWB’s own Hilly Colvin win, and they I support Holly.
Whilst I won’t go to the extremities of declaring Afridi as sexy as Ms. Portman, I sincerely hope that your prediction holds true. Incidentally should Afridi try to unnerve his Sri Lankan counterparts by trying to kiss them? Mendis or perhaps Dilshan, their constitution may not prove as weak as Jacques but surely it’s worth a go.