Jesus refused to help Gary Kirsten with a bunch of non-Christians.
The power of the Adam’s Apple was cancelled out by the crapness of the mullet.
Once Virender leaves there is no god.
Sachin Tendulkar’s shirt.
Sunil Gavaskar has been giving Ravindra batting lessons.
The Russian Roulette batting order.
Yuvraj Singh refused to make one more half century without Priety hugging him.
Navjot Sidhu sent every player a headless yak covered in his own bodily fluid as encouragement.
SRK started supporting the team.
Suresh Raina slept with Amy Winehouse, twice.
The stupid fucken Orange patch on their ass.
Bhooka Naan is coming to England.
They used all their ‘a’ material on Ireland.
What is the point of hitting a six if no one yells DLF?
Pakistan pick an ICL player, and India start losing, think about it.
L Ron Stanford sat on Ravi Shastri’s lap.
They played like arrogant turds and never really respected their opposition.
No Danny Morrison.
They have always said they want to be as good as Australia.